HOW I LEARNED HOW TO TALK DIRTY

The true story of how one phone sex operator learned how to talk dirty

Are you wondering if you know “how to talk dirty”? So was I, my first night of answering phone sex calls. I was SO nervous. But luckily for me, my very first caller was more like my operator. I told him it was my first time, and this seemed to turn him on even more. He was a fantastic, thorough, and oh-so naughty narrator. And so, this has been my secret way of learning how to talk dirty: my callers are my teachers!

Now that I’ve had over ten years of experience picking up all kinds of non-family-friendly vernacular, I’m ready to share it with you. I could make ANY conversation topic sounds dirty. And I do love to showboat my unladylike skills.

Give me any prompt, and I’ll use it to teach you how to talk dirty.

I feel like learning to be an expert dirty-talker requires partially new vocabulary, but also just learning new ways of inflection. It’s half where you take your breaths, sort of “pregnant pauses” that heighten the sexuality of your words. Let me be tonight’s girlfriend for you, and soon you’ll have mouth that’s filthy enough to match the hours of porn you watch. You don’t have to be shy about how much porn you watch with me. And if you don’t watch porn, that’s okay, too. There’s no need to watch porn to learn how to talk dirty!

So, back to my own “journey” through the world of dirty talk. I was coached and taught by all my callers. Sometimes I would repeat back to a new caller something a previous client had told me, something really sexy and outrageous. All without “breaking phone sex HIPAA,” of course. Believe it or not, when I started doing phone sex 10 years ago, I didn’t know what the word cuckolding meant. Shocking but true! Before I knew how to talk dirty, I just thought there seemed to be a lot of guys with cheating wives. And a lot of guys who were getting dumped for black guys. Learning dirty talk really opened my horizons, at least as far as spotting “patterns!”

You don’t have to be shy with me, but if you are, I’ll find that endearing.

I always find it kind of cute when callers are shy during their first call. Are you new to phone sex? Ready to learn from a sexy, horny girl with a lot to show you? I’m right here, and I’m SO ready to show you how to talk dirty. Another important thing: you aren’t really going to be able to talk dirty if you don’t feel comfortable with the other person. So let me set you at ease. You have nothing to be worried about, because I’m going to be turned on by your inaugural, debut dirty talk! Don’t make me wait too much longer, okay? I can’t wait to talk dirty together soon!

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