In fact, America is OVERDUE for its first dominatrix president. Can you think of anyone else you’d rather have your vote? Worshipping me as your Mistress is divine, but imagine the thrill of electing me as the country’s first woman president. Neither the red pill or the blue pill is really exciting you this election season, are they? And Jill Stein, well, she just doesn’t have that harsh femdom humiliatrix edge.
In our phone sex fantasy world, “MAGA” stands for “Make Assholes Gape Again.” As in me (and my presidential Cabinet, not to mention Congress) making your asshole gape again. Can you imagine how much better life will be once you and all other men no longer have to desperately vie for “power”? What a waste of resources. Stupid games win stupid prizes. And with me in the Oval Office, you’ll be legally mandated to pursue being a loser in government-sanctioned ways. Like sissy loser phonesex, for example!
Phone sex is one of the many basic human needs that will be free and available to all Americans. And as far as resolving the national debt, I have an easy solution. The days of the stock market are OVER. I will seize the assets of stock brokers everywhere and re-distribute them to socially relevant things, like universal healthcare. And, exhuming Ruth Bader Ginsburg, of course. As your Mistress-In-Chief, I will hold a press conference as my staff buries Brett Kavanaugh alive inside her coffin with her before we return her to her final resting place. My policies are neither leftist nor conservative. They aren’t “centrist,” either. As your first dominatrix president, I aim ONLY to de-center the unimaginative misery that is “society”!
Oh, and Guantanamo will be used for punishing those in need of something worse than prison or death. For example, Clarence Thomas will spend his life sentence being waterboarded with pube-infested Coke. As far as a Vice President, I haven’t decided. So far, though, Anita Hill is DEFINITELY in the lead.
For example, rather than mandatory income reporting or taxes, I will audit OTHER personal inventories. Each cuckold bisexual fantasy of all my perverse constituents goes on the books. As the first dominatrix president, I vow to make this formerly “private” intel a matter of public record. And it is NOT tax-exempt! Tax credits and breaks will be rewarded to other femdom Goddesses, brutal Mistresses like myself, for philanthropy work such as keeping a gimp in the attic. Other write-offs for my humiliatrix contemporaries include making penectomy fantasy phone sex dreams come true in a fully-funded state-of-the-art lab. Or as we call it, “The Clinic.” Nationwide layoffs and demotions for all men in anything higher than an “Assistant Manager” position will immediately go into effect when I take office. These changes won’t change the country overnight, but they will be important first steps.
Are you ready to cast YOUR vote for the first dominatrix president? It all starts when you pick up the phone. What are you waiting for? That ballot box isn’t going to fill itself!
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