FIRST DOMINATRIX PRESIDENT

Is America ready for its first dominatrix president?

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As the first dominatrix president, I’ll soon sign legislation to ensure Medicare and Medicaid cover ALL phone sex.

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Oh, and Guantanamo will be used for punishing those in need of something worse than prison or death. For example, Clarence Thomas will spend his life sentence being waterboarded with pube-infested Coke. As far as a Vice President, I haven’t decided. So far, though, Anita Hill is DEFINITELY in the lead.

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Are you ready to cast YOUR vote for the first dominatrix president? It all starts when you pick up the phone. What are you waiting for? That ballot box isn’t going to fill itself!

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