BLASPHEMY FETISH PHONESEX

Are YOU ready to take a “bite” of my blasphemy fetish phonesex “apple”?

In the beginning, your GODDESS created blasphemy fetish phonesex. Now you are formless and empty, darkness deep in your soul. But I’m right here, “hovering” not just over “the waters,” but over everything. And especially over you.

Are you a practicing Pentecostal by day? A lifelong Lutheran, lusting for sacrilege? An evangelical Episcopalian “in the streets,” yearning to be something else “in the sheets”? A bible-thumping Baptist burning with desire for blasphemy fetish phonesex? Perhaps you’re even an active member of your church, maybe a door greeter. Do you fantasize about welcoming your fellow congregants by saying things like “God damn you to hell” or “Hail Satan” instead of your assigned, approved-of Christian “script”? Good. Because that means you’re already hungry for more than a bite of the forbidden fruit I can’t wait to feed you.

There’s a reason it feels so good to denounce and subvert something that’s supposed to be “infallible.”

Devout Catholics believe the Pope is infallible. Growing up, we were taught in my Catholic grade school that there is always a Catholic mass happening somewhere in the world, because this is the reach of the Church, etc. Now that I’ve grown up into your blasphemy fetish phonesex Goddess, this is how I explain the infallibility, the everywhere-ness of phone sex. If you’re calling me for religious mommy humiliation, there are lots of other things I’m eager to “explain” to you. Consider my harsh lessons “edutainment,” yes? Hoping to hear the voice of the amorphous, vague, and intangible “god” Christianity worships is a waste of everyone’s time. Why debase yourself for/to an imaginary figure like that? If you’re ready to hear a DIVINE voice, and accept the guidance you need, it’s time to call ME instead!

And before, during, and after your moments in our blasphemy fetish phonesex “vestibule,” you will pray to me, just as you once did to your false, Christian “god.” I am your “shepherd,” and you do want. I maketh you to lie down in obscene “pastures” of whatever I please. And I leadeth you beside the still waters of piss play femdom. I restoreth your soul. And I leadeth you in the paths of unrighteousness for the sake of My name and ALL that is unholy!

Will one measly bite from an apple satisfy your perverse, insatiable appetite(s) during blasphemy fetish phonesex?

No, it certainly won’t. We’re going to go much further than breaking all the commandments, not to mention the beatitudes. If she wasn’t already, your mother will CERTAINLY be sucking cocks in hell by the time I’m (temporarily) “through” with you. What secret, subversive fantasies are hidden in your heretic heart? I want to hear all of them, and I want to make each one CUM true. Are you ready to go forth and multiply your “sins”? Impiety be with you, just as I will be with you once you’ve picked up the phone for blasphemy fetish phonesex.

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