Fucking Psycho Sluts: The Beginners Guide

The crazier she is, the harder she’ll let you fuck her.

Everyone knows it’s always the psycho sluts that fuck and suck the best. You know, those toxic bitches with big tits and lips that look like they were made for sucking dick and talking shit. It’s always this time of year that they end up shamelessly flaunting their goods. Tiny Halloween costumes that show it all at the bar. But how do you pick out the real cock sucking whores from the wannabe sluts seeking attention? You don’t wanna be stuck bagging the bitch that lays there like a flopping fish and thinks swallowing your load is “yucky”. Nah you wanna make sure you take home a REAL slut, a girl who not only looks the part but also swallows your load like it’s her last fucking meal.

The psycho slut at the bar will be the best fuck you’ve ever had

It’s Halloween night & you see that crazy bitch across the bar demanding another pickle shot shamelessly. That’s the one. She’s got her hair in pigtails like a proper slut. A face full of clown makeup. Her skirt is too short to cover her fat ass, and her thighs are begging to be let out of those fishnet stockings. The way she talks and walks screams “fuck with me I dear you.” That’s when you notice the little knife attached to her inner leg. She’s got the overall essence that just screams psycho slut. You lock eyes with her after she swallows down her shot effortlessly with no chaser. Boom, that’s the moment you’ve been waiting for. She throws you a wicked smile that says, “I’d fuck you right here on this counter just to prove a point.”

Sounds alluring right? Of course it does. Who wouldn’t want to rip those fishnets apart, lift that pointless skirt and shove their cock between cheeks that jiggle like that?! Especially if she’d let you bend her over right here in front of everyone. She’s got that look of crazy in her eyes and it’s the allure of danger that makes your cock throb hard for her…

But beware of the crazy cock hungry sluts

It’s true, the more psycho the slut – the nastier she’ll be for you. You’ll love it and your cock will be better off for it. But beware, the more toxic and psycho they are… the harder they are to get rid of. Not because she’s a clingy bitch. But because her pussy is so fucking tight, and she fucks you so good. You simply won’t want to let her go. You’ll forget all about those red flags. I mean, who gives a fuck about the other men constantly hitting her up. She’ll just pick up that call while you’re still pounding it from the back. Then make the poor fucker eat your leftovers later, when you’re done with her.

But that crazy bitch will never be satisfied with a vanilla fuck. Don’t bitch out when she asks for a little knife play or CNC… and don’t you dare tap out when she keeps sucking it after you nutted all over her pretty little face. Man up and give her a nice load in all her holes.

So head my warning or don’t you horny fuck. Psycho sluts have the best pussy you can get this Halloween. Better then any sex at fall fest you’ll ever have with your cookie cutter ex girlfriend. But remember, sex from a crazy bitch is addicting. She’ll give you head so good, you’ll forget all about the girl who broke your heart… and before you know it, nothing will ever be quite as exciting as fucking a psycho slut.

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