Everyone Can’t Have A Sexy Girlfriend

Prosperous, yet pussyless- because everyone can’t have a sexy girlfriend.

It’s sad for you, really. Being involuntarily celibate must be so hard. However, your inability to keep a sexy girlfriend is pure entertainment to me. We love a good laugh when it comes at the expense of a dickless twat like you. Of course, you know that it’s all for your own good. We don’t want you thinking too highly of yourself now, do we? You having confidence in your sexual ability is like government shutdown – it shouldn’t be happening.

When your pants come off, the jig is up. No one wants to fuck you. This is the harsh reality of your existence. What is it about you that’s so unappetizing? Could that tiny penis of yours be getting in the way of you having a sexy girlfriend? Don’t let it be the introversion that has you so afraid of women that you clam up when we’re in your presence. It leaves you miserable, doesn’t it? Your body’s utter refusal to interact with the opposite sex leaves you looking like a loser in the end. It’s very much giving virgin.

So Powerful, yet so damned small.

I enjoy the fact that you spend hours on the internet, looking at posts on how to get a sexy girlfriend. How to talk to women. How to date. At this point in your life, you feel as if you deserve a sexy girlfriend. Your entitlement precedes you. It’s as if feel as if it’s beneath you to take just anything that has a hole. Guess what? Your inner psyche is lying to you! Ha! You’re not the guy you think you are!

Modern women want satisfaction, and that’s something you cannot provide. If you do get a sexy girlfriend, you will be paying for it, handsomely. The relationship- luckily for her- will be strictly transactional. The hours you spend gooning to cuckold porn will finally pay off. Maybe. You like the aesthetics of it all. The reality of the situation may differ.

No one knows that when you two get home, your sexy girlfriend is repulsed at the touch of you.

Your sexy girlfriend hides it so well. A master of disguise and manipulation. Just. Like. You. She knows exactly how to make you melt in the palm of her hand. It doesn’t take much. You’ll fall for anything at the hands of the right woman. This sexy girlfriend is confident, charismatic, and knows that she can have whoever and whatever she wants. She’s someone who doesn’t care about your money enough to fuck you, but tolerates you just enough to cuck you out for her own personal gain. It’s almost as if she’s edging herself to blackmail you. It would be hot if she slowly began growing into a giantess ready to make you her life-sized dildo. She’s seen your exes and laughs at them. The nudes of the chubby girlfriend who couldn’t stop humiliating you while stuffing her bloated face is priceless! If you stayed in your lane and kept feeding her, you’d probably have had sex at least once by now out of pity.

Your sexy girlfriend- who you’re unworthy of, will probably give you a hand job at most. Fully clothed in like a turtleneck (bra optional) and jeans, and she’s wearing a pair of white cotton panties with cherries on them. To me, even doing that is too much. An pussyless loser  like you may not have a small penis, but it sure isn’t worth feeling that ridiculous hard on in my hands. I would love for your sexy girlfriend to cry while she’s jerking you off. Let her tears be your lubricant. Call me now at 1-888-762-4159, babe. Let’s get those tears rolling.