WELCOME TO EMILY’S DIRTY LITTLE DEN OF INIQUITY.

Well... Hello, Darlings!  Let me introduce myself. I’m Emily, better known as the English Phone Slut, and if you’ve listened to my voice clip, you’ll already know I’m  VERY sexy. I have aristocratic ancestors, so you could say I’m a real Lady. Now you’re starting to throb, aren’t you? Sophisticated, highly educated, well-read, eloquent, and perfectly groomed - If I weren't already married, I'd be the kind of girl you’d take home to meet your parents. Your mother won’t like me, but your father certainly will!

My husband travels frequently, and I’m often left to my own devices. I may be posh, but I love a bit of rough. My penchant for peasants knows no bounds... gardeners, tradesmen, and even the odd greasy monkey. When I’m not playing with the hired hands, I like to talk dirty, and phone sex gives me the perfect opportunity.

Men tend to be putty in my hands, and I enjoy subtle, sensual domination: whether it’s just me taking the lead a little and pushing your head down between my long, sexy legs or stroking your thigh under the table while I whisper in your ear. I’m very persuasive, and I’ll soon have you believing you had no choice. I can get you to do things you never even imagined.

My sultry voice and cut-glass English accent command respect, and I love to be in control.

I’m a natural leader, and we kinky Brits excel at taking the upper hand. I’m the perfect Mistress or Goddess, and I can be both a very strict Dominatrix or a more subtle, sensual Domme. I enjoy the power and control it gives me over my subordinates. I’ll allocate you tasks, ask for commitment, and perhaps get you to sign a Slave Contract. And I do love FinDom. I’ll drain your wallet, as well as your balls IF I let you cum.

Obviously, I enjoy the finer things in life, and some of my favourite subs tend to be the ones that help keep me in the manner to which I am accustomed. Don’t let that put you off, though, as I do like a twist. If you think you can tame me... and that IS a challenge, I may be your perfect little sub, who’ll pander to your every whim. However, I’m a feisty girl and may put up a fight, but just think how much fun you’ll have afterwards. And if I like you, I may just succumb anyway...

But it’s not always about sex, is it?

Do you just want to chat? Whether it’s to pick my brain or ask my opinion on any variety of subjects, I’m your girl. I’m a great listener, and sweeter than you may expect. GFE (girlfriend experience) is one of my specialties. I want to make you feel comfortable enough that you can be the real you. Just the two of us. Share your day and your thoughts with me.

For you Bad Boys (and Girls) out there, shock and excite me with your sleazy secrets and quirky kinks. Lie back on Dr. Emily’s couch and tell me your deepest thoughts and desires in our Therapy session. Confess your filthy sins, and if required, I’ll shame and humiliate you. SPH perhaps? Have a yearning for Mistress Emily to cuckold you or lock you into chastity? Voyeur or virgin? Secret or not-so-secret panty-wearer, you naughty little Sissy! While I usually like to be in charge, I do believe that variety is the spice of life. So, how about we keep it close with some step-family fun. And of course, Mary Poppins at your service!

All this kink sounds so much sexier in my sexy English accent, doesn’t it?

Whether it’s a Foot-fetish, Shrinking/Giantess fantasy, Verbal abuse and Profanity (oh, how I love the “C” word), Strap-on, JOI, or Edging, there are endless options.  I have such a vivid (and wicked) imagination, so expect some interesting and sexy roleplay ideas. I’m extremely open-minded – so bring me your roleplay thoughts too. I like to paint a picture - details matter and make for a more satisfying experience.

Roleplay scenarios range from occupational (medical, office, librarian, HM UK Customs Officer at LHR needs to give you a thorough search!). Historical characters (think Roman orgies, well-hung Vikings, and busty wenches), cheating wives, naughty neighbours, MILF, dirty old men, and blasphemy, to name a few.

Join me on a journey into the unknown.

Intrigued? Wondering where this will take you? If you can't see your ‘thing’ here, just ask. I’ll take you as far as you dare to go. Even to the bowels of the earth if you so desire! I’ll encourage you to push your limits. I’ll indulge your depraved proclivities.  We’ll share lots of fun, endless orgasms, laughter, tears (if that’s your thing), pain, and pleasure.  And of course, because I’m English, spankings... lots and lots of spankings.

I have one limit: High Treason!

So, let this wickedly naughty English Queen take you on the adventure of a lifetime... and just remember, I may be a Lady, but I don’t always act like one.