WELCOME TO EMILY’S DIRTY LITTLE DEN OF INIQUITY.

Hello, Darlings! I’m a sexy and sophisticated Brit with aristocratic ancestors, so you could say I’m a real Lady. Your perfect wet dream? Absolutely! Highly educated, well-read, eloquent, and perfectly groomed - if I wasn't already married, I'd be the kind of girl you’d take home to meet your parents. Just don't leave me alone with your father…

My husband’s a high-flier and is often away. Left to my own devices, I like to bring out my dirty side in order to keep my posh pussy tingling. He knows I’m bad, but I don’t think he realises JUST how bad I am. I have a penchant for peasants and getting grimy with one of the grooms, gardeners, tradesmen, or the odd greasy monkey. Hubby may sign the cheque, but I make sure I’m in control of the 100% satisfaction guarantee. When I’m not sucking, fucking or pegging the hired hands, I like to talk dirty and phone sex gives me the perfect opportunity to get my fix.

I’ll be your favourite English phone slut.

Men tend to be putty in my hands. My sultry voice commands respect and I love to be in control but I do like a twist and I have to admit my knickers get more than a little wet when I meet my match. If you think you can tame me, I will be your perfect little submissive sex slave who’ll pander to your every whim. I may put up a fight but your reward will be worth it. And if I like you, I may succumb immediately…

But it’s not always about sex. Just want to chat? Whether it’s to pick my brain or ask my opinion on any variety of subjects from ancient history to THE best place to visit in Europe, I’m your girl. I’m a great listener, and sweeter than you may expect. GFE (girlfriend experience) is one of my specialties.

Shock me and excite me with your sleazy secrets, quirky kinks, and filthy fantasies.

Lay back on my therapist’s couch and tell me your deepest thoughts and desires. Confess your sins. Cock too small? Need some humiliation and shaming? Wannabe cuck or put into chastity? Voyeur or virgin? Admit your desperate need for cock. Don't worry - your secret’s safe with me. Or is it? Blackmail or is it black male? Ooops… slip of the tongue. Step-mum fantasy? Lactation and that Nanny fetish you have - this Mary Poppins at your service! Like to wear a diaper? All of this kink sounds so much sexier in my posh accent, doesn’t it? Domination, BDSM, Foot-fetish, Shrinking/Giantess fantasy, Verbal abuse and Profanity (with an English accent too!), Strap-on, JOI, Edging, FinDom, Mistress/Master.

I have such a vivid (and wicked) imagination that I never have a problem coming up with evermore new and exciting roleplays. And if you have a particular favourite, we can act it out and get as down and dirty as your cock, desires. I’m extremely open-minded - bring me your roleplay ideas. I love it when you love the roleplays too and we really get into the details, so it’s as exciting for me as it is for you! The naughtier, the better! Scenarios range from occupational (medical, office slut, ever had an English policewoman use a truncheon on you?), historical characters (take me back in time to when Britannia ruled the waves - and your shores!), cheating wives, naughty neighbours, step-daddy, MILF, younger, older, to name a few.

Join me on a journey into the unknown!

Intrigued? Wondering where this will take you? If you can't see your ‘thing’ here - just ask… There's a whole lot more to explore. From tame to XXX and beyond, I’ll take you as far as you dare to go. Even to the bowels of the earth if you so desire!

I guarantee lots of fun, endless orgasms, laughter, tears (if that’s your thing), pain and pleasure. And of course, spankings… The question is - whose bottom will be the sorest?

Let this naughty English phone slut take you on the adventure of a lifetime… and just remember, I may be a Lady, but I don’t always act like one.