Have you ever thought about Pinocchio’s fucking nose and what YOU might do with it? Well, I have! I went to see this woodworker named Geppetto when I lived in Venice, Italy. He was a talented man who knew his way around wood. Giggle. I was there to get a statue made for personal use. Okay, okay. I wanted a custom dildo that was to be completely laminated. I mean, who wants to worry about splinters… especially there? So, I stopped by his studio to talk about what I wanted and how I was to use it. We chatted for a time and I was pretty sure he knew what to make for me before I left. And by the time I got back to my hotel, Geppetto called me to say he had an idea I might like.
Who knew he would suggest me fucking Pinocchio’s nose? EXXXcitement filled me when I arrived to find that he had mood lighting in his studio and some soft music playing. A light and airy voice greeted me but I couldn’t discern from where the voice came. He said, “Welcum back, Joey. Please, make yourself comfortable, Baby.” I nearly let loose a giggle, but I reigned it in… for now. Suddenly, Geppetto appeared with a smile and said, “Oh. I see you’ve met my son, Pinocchio!” In fact, I had not. So, I asked where he was and Geppetto moved a curtain to one side and I saw… A DOLL! Now, I really DID giggle. I must be being punked! LOL
Pinocchio’s fucking nose was certainly a thing of curiosity, but I had only heard of it in nursery rhymes. Nothing more had occurred to me. Until… He made a move forward, and I was shocked. Geppetto told me that somehow in carving him, he had developed a soul! He ambled toward me and I recoiled at first. Pinocchio extended his wooden hand and I took it. A tingle shot through me as he began to speak to me. I knew that every word was a lie, but I remained intrigued. “I can give you much MORE than any dildo can, Joey. And, you will never cum harder than with me.” On those things I was dubious. I tingled to give it a try.
As we spoke, I saw something odd. It seems that with each LIE Pinocchio’s fucking nose grew longer and thicker! Hmmm. Somehow, when Geppetto carved this piece of wonder, he had crafted a nose shaped like a dick head! So, I purchased him from Geppetto and scurried back to my hotel. Eager to get naked and onto the bed, I stripped the doll naked and spread my thighs as I asked questions that I was SURE he would lie to! I had the best hot erotic eXXXperience I had previously known! In fact, the last session I had that was this good was through phenomenal phone phucking. He ate me too! That nose bumped my clit over and over until I felt a familiar urge come. Then he slipped his long, thick nose into my pussy, and miracle of miracles, he felt like a warm dick!
He dug in deeper and deeper until I screamed out in ecstasy and had to cup my hands over my mouth! Oh, Pinocchio! I didn’t let that doll out of my sight for the rest of my trip. As I packed to head back to the US, I prayed that he wouldn’t be held up in Customs. He looked so REAL. As I said, he looked almost human and I needed to stare into his unflinching eyes as I rode that nose over and over again. My cum slid down Pinocchio’s fucking nose and that just added to my desire for him. Was I falling in love with a doll? I didn’t care as long as he continued to make me cum so hard and so often!
I wanted all my friends to know what a great find I had in my travels, so I let him fuck all of them; men and women alike! Take it from me, he is a real satisfied! If YOU need to feel Pinocchio’s Fucking Nose inside your holes, call me. I may let you CUM over to test him out yourself! LOL. I’m waiting to help YOU scream too!
Kiss, kiss.
Just Joey
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