SPH; We All Hate A Small Penis

No One Likes A Small Penis

One of my favorite topics for calls is sph. It’s so easy to make fun of men with a small dick. Let me count the ways. Sure, they can’t help it, but it’s a sad affliction to have. They know they are pitiful. Many like to relate embarrassing stories about times women have made fun of them. Many of the stories go back even further to when they were in school. Locker room incidents where their little dick was discovered have brought forth many tears. Other boys making fun of them and calling them names. Some even have a bonafide micro penis of a tiny nub. There’s literally nothing there to fuck a woman with if they have a cock head only. They can have a one inch, acorn sized nub. Pathetic doesn’t begin to describe it.

Since most with a tiny dick suffer from insecurities, they are also often premature ejaculators. Many describe cumming as soon as they even go to put their nub inside of a woman. Not many women are going to tolerate that sort of behavior long term. Get the fuck out is what many women are going to tell them. Even if they don’t in so many words, the message will be clear. You have nothing to offer me in the bedroom. So many have been treated badly like this, that kind of humiliation is then what they become used to. That’s where the sph kicks in.

SPH  A Small Penis Is Useless

Being made fun of is now familiar, expected, even craved after a certain amount of it. How can any woman seriously not laugh at a two inch penis? Come on, anything less than five, and that’s pushing it honestly, is unwelcome by most women. You should be laughed at and ridiculed. Maybe you should just save women the grief and start going to glory holes. Get on your knees and suck some cock. You’re not worth anything to a woman, so at least be of some use to men and suck some off. They don’t care if your dick’s small. They just want you to have a mouth like a vacuum. You know it’s true. SPH is a real thing.

Many tiny dick guys make a decent living. Since they know money is the only thing that will draw women to them. The women are still going to be fucking others behind their backs though. This is why many tiny dick losers also become cuckolds. They know their women need real satisfaction elsewhere. So they soon come to accept it and even look forward to it, and want to become a part of it. Being a tiny dicked clean up boy is better than getting no pussy at all, right? Does sph make your little willie hard? I’m thinking yes, yes it does!

Stay Home And Masturbate

Awww, poor wittle worn, with a dick the size of a baby carrot. Maybe even smaller! Feels good to rub that little clitty, doesn’t it? Are you calling us since you know a real woman won’t waste her time on the likes of you? Don’t even bother subjecting some unsuspecting woman to that little worm between your legs. Yet you wouldn’t have the guts to tell a woman when you ask her out if size matters to her. What a coward you really are.

I can’t even count the number of losers with little dicks have said they made sure the lights were out. They didn’t want the woman to see how small it is the first time they fucked.  AThey don’t get a second shot, mind you. They know they won’t, but they at least want something. Even though they know it will lead to nothing. Duplicitous little bastards you really are.

Not even man enough to let a woman know what you’re packing. Or rather NOT packing. It doesn’t get much sadder. Maybe you should just stay home and masturbate with your mother’s underwear or go to the glory hole. You’d be much better off, and so would the women. You love that sph porn where the pretty ladies tell you what a nothing you are? Wank your tiny dick and listen to them, they’re right. You are a loser. You are a nothing. Masturbation is all you can do.

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