What is the first rule of The Masturbation Club? Never to talk about The Masturbation Club! But I am violating this rule, first because I’m a rebel, lol. Secondly, I think all men need to know what goes on when women get together in groups. It drives you guys crazy, doesn’t it, wondering what happens when girls are alone together? Let me tell you, it’s not all gossip, baking cookies, or even nude pillow fights. The Masturbation Club can get pretty intense. However, let me begin at the beginning. Here’s how it all got started:
Yeah, it was a real snooze fest…I would get together with six or seven friends, we’d all pretend to have read some huge, thick, dull book and assemble to talk about it. Usually, we just wound up bitching, and drinking a lot of wine. One day I recommended we read a book about female sexuality. I forget exactly how but this led to the topic of masturbation. We all decided to masturbate at home for the next week and then get together and talk about it. Oh, and we voted to ditch the book! Instead of buying it, we would devote the money to new vibrators. And just like that, The Masturbation Club was born!
At the first session of The Masturbation Club, I learned how different all of my friends’ self-pleasuring methods were. So many of my friends were really into expensive and elaborate vibrators like Tenga’s Kushi. Not only is the Kushi super-powerful it’s so beautiful to look at, like an art object. My good friend Aimee swears by it. Aimee tells us the multiple ridges, meaning it’s ribbed for her pleasure, gave her a really intense orgasm. Even my practical friend Jody has a vibrator she loves–the Maude, an understated platinum number shaped like a cone, that she bought for under $50. I felt very old-fashioned saying I preferred to use my hand! But another rule of The Masturbation Club is no judgments!
But everyone in The Masturbation Club approved of my method–to each her own! I felt emotionally supported and validated by my friends which, after all, is the point of any club. Of course, after listening to Aimee moan and groan, I’m thinking of investing in the Kuri. Meanwhile, our club has gone from talking about masturbating to doing it together. Imagine a Lamaze class but instead of simulating childbirth, we are getting off instead. The moans and groans coming from the living room are really wild! It’s my turn to host the next meeting–and I’m really hoping my neighbors don’t call the police.
Let’s you and I start our own Mutual Masturbation Club! What do you think? It would be sooo hot to masturbate with you or to chat about whatever turns YOU on. Not sure? Maybe I can give you a few suggestions…for instance, I love being a sizzling submissive secretary!
Don’t wait to play with me. Call SHERIDAN tonight!!
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