Deep Dick Daddy Shows Me What Good Cock Is- A Friday The 13th Spoof Story ♕

Deep Dick Daddy Shows Me What Good Cock Is- A Friday The 13th Spoof Story.

Taking a deep dick gets me creamier than ever, but men love to exaggerate their abilities. It is always “I’m hung like a horse” or “My cock will make you squirt.” Rarely do they follow through with that promise. Why? Because if I am lucky, they are average at best.

I’m not sure if they believe they have a dick gifted by the goddesses or a ‘fake it until you make it’ thing, but it is a letdown. Truly, just be honest about your dick size! If you have a baby dick, you can’t deep dick me. I hate liars more than I hate a truly teeny peeny.

This story starts with me in a tent with a kid named Aaron. He graduates college next term and wants to get in some MILF lovin’ just for the bragging rights. Understandable. Frat houses can be brutal, and one-upping Chad or Mike is the best way to assert dominance. Problem? You have to be able to show up to the game you lay out.

Dick Too Deep? Never!

Aaron reaches between my legs, rubbing the wet seam of my shorts. He promises he will deep-dick me until the whole forest knows, but I am less than impressed when he takes off his jeans. Three inches of disappointment. Ugh.

“Is that what you think you will deep dick me with? I’ve fucked losers with more in their pants.” Of course, he gets red in the face.

He swears up and down he can reach the back with the fun-sized fiasco he calls his genitals, but I know better. Still, I humor him. After all, there is no better blogging material than a short dick fucker trying to prove his worth.

I prop myself against the camping chair, and sure as shit, he slides in easier than a peg in Peg Solitaire. “Oh no, your dick’s too deep,” I mock sarcastically. “For fucks sake, Aaron. Just be real with yourself because you aren’t going to do any damage with that good-for-nothing prick. You should just show it to the frat boys and be done with this larger-cocked daydream. You will never size up Chad in your cute little club, but kudos for thinking positive.”

CH CH CH AH AH AH

Aaron is still making promises of grandeur when the bushes rustle behind us and the footsteps of a real man approach. Jason is behind us, but instead of a machete, he has another weapon. The bulge in his pants is fucking huge, and if that’s the machete he is holding today, I need him to use it on me.

Jason throws Aaron off with little force, but I expect that. Not like Aaron could put up a fight, anyways. Jason gets down on his knees and whips out that deep dick I know I will have. I lean back, pinching my nipples because I know Jason is going to stretch me, and I need to be ready. “He’s gonna show you how it’s done,” I chastise Aaron.

He pushes in that wide cock head, spreading my pussy lips around the helmet and his shaft. I scream in pleasure because I miss being stretched like this. I let him sink into my cunt until he is 6 inches in, but then he starts fucking me with the first half of his cock. It’s amazingly thick, and my pussy is leaking and gushing around his marvelous dick.

Deep Dick Fantasy Comes True

Grabbing my thighs, he begins pushing in deeper, and I can feel it make its way to my cervix. Mind swimming, I beg for more. “Show him what a good deep dick is!” Huffing behind the mask, I can feel myself squeezing his thickness, ready to cum. I feel his deep dick and his head throbbing in the back of my pussy. He explodes with the warm, creamy thickness one only gets for living in the wilderness too long.

I feel myself filled with his seed, paralyzed with pleasure. Desperately, I hope he is up for a second round. Out of the corner of my eye, I see Aaron dribbling cum hands-free. Jason doesn’t have to kill him because he looks about ready to die of embarrassment.

What monster should I fuck next? Dracula, the Creature from the Black Lagoon? Nothing like a classic movie monster or fantasy fuck for my sloppy wet pussy. Want to ravage me or cry in the corner with a twink dick? Call me for horror porn phone sex, and never EVER look behind you.