Of course, I wonder what the big guy is packing. I bet Red 1 is well-hung. He is still keeping Mrs.Claus happy. Recently, I found myself face-to-face with one of the elves. Well, let me tell you, I got lucky with that big dick elf fun. What a gentleman and oh, what a night to remember.
Oh, and it turns out that elves are much older than humans. My new friend is almost two hundred years old. He told me Santa is way older than him. Indeed that makes sense. Mr Clause has been bringing gifts to us forever. Or, at least it seems that way. The elf told me after all these years, the Clauses are still quite frisky with each other.
Furthermore, rumor has it at the North Pole they have a kinky side. Of course, that is hearsay however, I would love it if they were freaky with each other. It would make this naughty cum sluts heart happy. They’re obviously madly in love. It would take that to be doing the Christmas gig for so many years and keeping us all loaded with magic.
His name is Gerald and he has the prettiest green eyes. It turns out he was given a quick break for a short vacation down here. I didn’t know he was an elf when I met him. I was out shopping and torn about a gift for my mom. Gerald stopped to help me make my decision. As I was torn between the two, he was nice enough to guide my decision.
Honestly, I thought he was another human out shopping for the holidays. Nope, he is the real thing. He is one of Santa’s elves. I guess that knowing my mom’s name before I told him should have been a telltale sign that something was up. Then, as he compliments how beautiful I am, he uses my name. I had to ask how he knew it.
At this point, I didn’t know the big dick elf fun would make an appearance later. And, sure, he can lie and make stuff up but he has skills that no ordinary human would have. For instance, he listed presents I received over the last 20 Christmases. He is impressive. Maybe they all have that skill. What I do know is I was ready to learn more and have lunch with this interesting man.
He is a widower and is enjoying life as a single man now. Turns out, he has been a widow for 85 years. Guess my little big dick elf fun fantasy was exactly what I was hoping. It is still a lot to wrap my head around them living so long. Oh, and his late wife was a BBW queen as well. Not only do they live long but other things grow long on him too. LOL. After lunch, I invited him back to my place. And, yes, I am thinking about sex not even knowing what his dick is like.
Luckily, once we started making out, I got a feel through his pants. and was blown away by how big he was. He said I was the first human girl he found attractive. Surprising. Not surprising is the fact that he had been using me as a jerk-off fantasy for a long time. Also, it turns out he is ready for some hot BBW domination. Bring on the kinky night of fun.
Once in my bedroom, that beautiful cock falls out hard and fast. It is stunningly gorgeous and I can’t help but drop to my knees and wrap my hand around it. Of course, this is just the beginning of one of the most amazing nights in my life. I can’t wait to share the details of our night.
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