ALIEN ABDUCTION PORN: Take Me To Your Leader!

Let’s Make Our Own Alien Abduction Porn

Have you ever watched alien abduction porn? Even just movies and TV about aliens sometimes contain a sexual subtext. Usually, if there is a sexual subtext, there’s something frightening about the (female) sexuality of these aliens. Have you ever wanted to be completely powerless? Be probed and examined? Or, my personal favorite: impregnated?

With our alien technology, anything is possible. Yes, even including a male specimen becoming pregnant. Yes, with my sexy alien spawn, of course. Are you ready to make our own alien abduction porn?

One of my lovers had a whole back piece of that iconic X-Files “I Want To Believe” poster/image. You’ve probably seen it. In the sky above some scenic trees, there’s a flying saucer with those words inscribed above. There’s something deeply appealing about the possibility of extraterrestrial life. Do you believe life out there exists? What if I told you it does? And that it would inevitably seduce you once landed on Earth? Speculative fiction-wise, ideas about other life forms in galaxies far beyond have long captivated the imaginations of Earthlings.

Will our alien abduction porn contain “splorching”?

Let’s say my species were to arrive on Earth and abduct you. Obviously, I’m sure we would have a good reason. Most likely, an urgent, self-preservation-related reason. What if I needed you to help me repopulate the galaxy? A male human host might be the perfect candidate for my out-of-this-world embryos. Think of how pleasantly invaded you’ll feel as I reach into new “frontiers” deep inside you.

Naturally, sci-fi fantasy phone sex excites you because you crave new, other-worldly, and unknown feelings and sensations. Splorching is the act of laying eggs inside someone, whether it’s auto-splorching or otherwise. There are several sex toys on the market for splorching enthusiasts. Perhaps you’ll bring your own splorching sex toy as I describe my ovipositor entering you under those hyperreal fluorescent lights. What an alien feeling, huh? And what a lucky test subject you are to be our first cross-species breeding experiment in our very own alien abduction porn!

Most sexy female aliens are obsessed with mating, including me.

Obviously, my super-natural imperative is to proliferate my own kind. And so I must lay my alien eggs inside you. You’ll be staying aboard our ship for a very long time. But, up here, time moves differently. Perhaps you’ll feel your whole time transpired during our alien intercourse. You may feel as if only seconds have gone by since I beamed you up. Humans impregnate their females, but from the planet I come from things are different. Are you the vessel I require? I, too, want to believe.

As far as kinky role play phone sex goes, alien abduction porn seems pretty “out of this world” to me! Are you ready to have your alien intercourse fetish itch scratched by an insatiable alien Goddess like me? I’ll take you to a galaxy “far, far away.” Yes, to a place where “no man has gone before.” Who cares about little green men? Not me. And not you, either. So, are you ready? Finally, I’ve arrived. And, last but not least: I’m ready for you to take me to your leader!

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