Cupid eats pussy on Valentine’s Day. And not just any pussy; it is always the pussy of his stepmom, Venus. You remember Cupid, right? That little red god of desire who looks like a cherub but is no angel! He is the one who punctures your ass with an invisible arrow, driving lust for random girls straight to your dick. Or something like that. Anyway, the gorgeous, erotic goddess of love Venus is Cupid’s stepmom. They would like to hook up every day of the year but then they’d never get anything done. So Cupid and Venus have a pact. On February 14th Cupid eats pussy of Venus.
and he always makes sure he is there to watch. Venus’s husband is Vulcan, the crippled god of blacksmiths and maybe, just maybe, the inspiration for Star Trek’s Mr. Spock. Vulcan is very logical, not playful like Cupid, and not conventionally handsome or sexy. Venus had to marry him but she is in love with studly Mars…though that’s a story for another day. Back to our Valentine’s Day story–Vulcan likes to observe while Cupid eats pussy. Venus tells everyone that Vulcan has a teeny-tiny cock. However, Cupid’s cock is gigantic, especially given the tiny size of his body.
Cupid is so excited when Valentine’s Day arrives. All he is thinking is “Cupid eats pussy” today! He flies up into the sky where Venus is lying on a bed of clouds. She is eagerly awaiting him; in fact, Venus can’t wait to spread her pink lips. Her juicy pink pussy lips, that is. In fact, the sound of her pussy lips smacking together sounds just like thunder to humans on Earth…From a dark cloud, floating nearby Vulcan is watching. When Cupid burrows his angelic face into Venus’s pussy, Vulcan begins to masturbate. This is what humans register as lightning. So if you experience a big storm on Valentine’s Day, you know what to blame it on! Cupid feasts on the sweet, honey-juice from Venus’s full rosebud pussy lips. He enjoys every drop. After all, Valentine’s Day cums but once a year!
He is so into eating Venus’s pussy that he doesn’t notice how close Vulcan is getting. Suddenly Cupid feels something slapping his plump red ass cheeks–and it’s Vulcan’s tiny cock. So the rumor was true! While Venus continues to moan beneath Cupid’s mouth, Cupid feels his asshole invaded by the cock of her husband. Of course, wild things are always going to occur on Mount Olympus. So Cupid just goes with it. Cupid eats pussy while getting fucked by Vulcan’s cock. Turned out to be a pretty good Valentine’s Day.
Do you look forward to Valentine’s Day? What antics are YOU going to get “up” to? I’m Sheridan and I’d love to know. Whether I’m using a high heel as a stiletto strap-on substitute or my deck of erotic tarot cards, I’m always resourceful. No matter what day it is, I’ll make you cum like no one else can!
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