Sneaky Wet Neighbor In Need Of A Lap To Hide On.

Sneaky Wet Neighbor Knocking At Your Door.

All of a sudden it was raining late one night and I noticed lights outside my window. I looked out and noticed that my neighbor’s wife was in her car and backing out of the driveway. I wonder where she’d run off to basically leaving her dear handsome husband home alone unattended.  He may be horny cause this sneaky wet neighbor is. Wearing some tiny shorts and a little tank I tossed a coat around me and hurried my cute little butt across my driveway.

I knocked on the front door.  Soon I heard him inside the house making his way to the door. ” He yelled something like “What is it you forgot?” he must have thought I was his wife returning. Evidently, he was a little shocked to see me standing there.  Frozen he stood there for a second while looking at me, his sneaky wet neighbor. However, the rain must have caught his attention and rushed me into the house. “Come in come in, is everything okay?  What’s going on?’ he asked.   I told him a noise had startled me.  It had frightened me enough that I didn’t want to be alone.  I asked if it was okay if I stayed here with him and his wife just for a little bit.

What Are Sneaky Wet Neighbors For?

Obviously, he informed me that I was welcome to stay in here. I let him have my coat. He said his wife had just stepped out and she wouldn’t be home for hours.  In my head, I thought “Perfect for me”. I apologize for being minimally dressed. You know, being scared, I grabbed my coat in a hurry and just fled the house. He kind of motioned me over to the couch.  So I sat on the couch and he put a blanket on my lap.  He made sure I was tucked in and cozy.

The eyes of this sneaky wet neighbor darted from his face and focused on this lap just to see if I could see any evidence that he was excited to have me there. After that thunder boomed outside and I jumped since I was scared obviously. First, I jumped almost into his lap and secondly, I hugged him tightly pushing my face right into the crease of his neck.  Next, he wrapped his arms around me doing that comforting arm rub thing people do.  Resting my nose against his neck I took a deep breath inhaling the scent of him. My nose traced across his jawline. My tongue reached out taking his earlobe in my mouth. His fingers pressed into my skin.

Is that A Remote Control In Your Pocket Or…

Sneaky Wet Neighbor Makes It Rain

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