“It’s the big day!” I wake up early because I have a long day ahead of me. Stuffing, gravy, mash, and a Turkey of course! I did make the pie in advance because I’m not an idiot. A few other sides were done beforehand as well, but none of it will matter as I come back to check on the oven’s preheating to realize…I’m fucked. It’s broken! On Turkey Day of all days!! What the actual fuck! I look at my boyfriend and say “Chinese?” We call to put in an order only to get a voicemail “Sorry, we burn down.” I hang up, look at the boyf, and say “I guess we’re going to the oyster bar down the street.” This is the beginning of how the Thanksgiving Sex Tape came to be.
Oysters on this day and not in the stuffing? It felt taboo, but we were on a mission to be fed and have some booze! Although I truly enjoy making this multi-course smorgasbord and more importantly the never-ending praise that accompanies it, kicking back sounded nice. We walked a short little walk to the bar, We pulled out our barstools and sat. “What can I get for ya?” The bartender’s words, so glorious, so needed, after the morning disaster. “We’ll have two Chicago handshakes.” That my friends, was the match that lit the fire of what would become the Thanksgiving Sex Tape. Malört is only a good idea when there isn’t a special occasion. Today was special AND we had to make ourselves feel better! WE HAD TO! So Malort it was. We knocked our heads back until we lost count, then gobbled down oysters to soak em’ all up.
My boyfriend and I, are now at the perfect level of happiness and the ideal combination of drunk/horny (thank you oysters!) We skipped and stumbled back to the house finally making our way to our cozy couch. “Let’s light a fire!” My boyfriends exclaimed. To which I respond, “Fuck yes I want a fire!” So we’re now cozy, toasty (in more ways than one) and feeling pretty, prettyyyyy, GOOD. We snuggle with nothing to do, but relax. Then hands begin to move, and sighs begin to start and “Hey…should we like…record this?” He asked. “Hmmmm. Well why the fuck not?” I said back to him smiling like a little bit of a lunatic. “But wait, can we turn the parade on? I have it recorded on the DV-R!” I asked. “Sure, why not?” My boyfriend said smiling back to me, ready to ravage me like the holiday beast he is!
There was kissing and the sweet sounds of Al Roker’s voice in the background. It hasn’t changed a bit since 1995. There is nothing like sex and nostalgia! My man carressed me, as he slid a stuffed date into my mouth. “Delicious babe.” I said kissing him. I always let him make that one item so he feels like he participated, but we all know better. It didn’t matter because things were beginning to heat up. His talent doesn’t lie in the kitchen, but between my legs! “OH MY GODDDDD!” I cried out from the deepest parts of my lungs. Who needs sexy tv shows when you’ve got Roker and snacks? After my boyfriend had his, ahem, first course, we went straight to pleasure town. He was about to reveal Santa at the end of the parade so I grabbed the pie and smashed it into his face. Happy Holidays!
Looking for a fun time this holiday season? I’m the fantasy phone sex vixen of your dreams.
Want to make your own Thanksgiving Sex Tape?
If so, be sure to…
Sissy training after catching step-son It’s been way too long since... Read More
Why Primal Aggression Always Leads to the Best Hard Rough Sex I... Read More
Trust and Desire As your deep eyes significantly pierce into me... Read More
That tight butt is so nice. Good grief, it is so perfect. Nicel... Read More
Sexual Confidence Restored In a world where intimacy can often... Read More
Sex Toy Time Can Be So Pleasurable Enjoying sex toy time can be... Read More
What’s not to like about foot fetish phonesex? As I admir... Read More
I don’t often skip my routine. I dropped by my neighborhood c... Read More
The Best Way to Start Your Day When people think about anal sex... Read More
So, you like older women? That is fantastic. Smart men of all a... Read More
Sex After Prostate Navigating the waters of intimacy can be cha... Read More
I had a wonderfully humiliating call with Goddess Zoey. I am saving cum in my freezer so when I get 10 loads Goddess Zoey and I are going to have a cum party. Tonight Goddess instructed me to toast her, and I did so with a big sip of piss. Goddess told me not to swallow it and made me gargle with it for about 1 whole minute. Thanks Goddess Zoey I love how you abuse me.
Camille is always a blast to talk with, sexy of course, but also hilarious.
Raven continues to absolutely enthrall me over the years, switching easily from friend and confidante to mistress/cuckoldress. I have been calling for 12 years, and her voice still makes me tingle.
Olivia is one of the Kingdom’s five-star operators. She is able to quickly match her personality and choice of words to exactly to your mood and what you are needing. She’s very talented and clearly a top choice when I’m feeling down and needing an emotional lift or sexual release.
Greetings, I have been a member of this site for over three years. Always have been very pleased with your service, But Dixie is far and above all others. She listens carefully and picks up very quickly as to my needs. And yes, they are needs not wants. You see that I am a widower and in my late 60s and need sex chat from time to time. Dixie picked immediately on my desires and was wonderful. So good that in fact 4 or 5 hours later I called her back for a second time around. Never done that before.
Dixie is the 1st I have done. Dixie is kind, beautiful, sexy and I’ll keep calling her as one of my top 10 operators.
Dixie is incredibly sexy. Her sweet southern voice took me on a journey to exquisite pleasures that built up to shivering orgasm that left me completely drained. I highly recommend her.
So nasty I felt guilty for doing that nasty stuff. Blake gets dirty and pushes boundaries. Omg you should definitely call this dirty little whore she will definitely get your dick off.!?
This was my 2nd call with Dixie and it was even better than the first! I cannot say enough good things about PSK’s new Southern Queen whose soft, velvet, Southern voice will leave you breathless and spent. Dixie is nothing short of perfection: a classy, sweet, Southern lady who delivers the best call you will ever have. Don’t miss out on this soft Southern charmer. Five stars for Miss Dixie!
Soft and intense! Aileen’s voice awakens laughter and desire. The world’s urgent imposition fades for an hour.
Dakota is unique. She is the only artist with whom I could do a continuing adventure in erotic Joy. She takes me beyond my own physical limitations.
Zoey and I have talked a handful of times, and it was a blast right from the jump. She quickly became one of my favorite queens. 5-star for sure.
