While some of you may contest the fact that Jennifer Coolidge is the OG of this particular category, she certainly isn’t the first actress to play the role of an older woman desired by younger men. However, her role absolutely made the acronym famous. There are many women in history, who will indeed receive the minimum, honorable mentions. The story behind Jennifer’s rise in fame is a funny and interesting one, but that’s not what we are here to discuss. We are here to discuss the aftermath of Mrs. Stiffler, and how it shaped the world we live in, the porn we watch, and in addition, how it affected Coolidge’s sex life. She is a brilliant woman disguised as a ditz in countless movies, all for our viewing pleasure. No matter how amazing White Lotus is, she will always be Mrs. Stiffler and the original MILF.
American Pie is a raunchy, campy, cult classic not to be missed. In addition, if you’re looking for a definition of this particular acronym, you need to go do your research. BTW, It doesn’t stand for Muffins I’d Like to Fuck, but I’m sure Jim the pie fucker wouldn’t mind that. The cast of characters, long and entertaining, leads us to this very BIG climax of the movie, with Mrs. Stiffler (The Original MILF). It’s her house where a group of friends have a party, even though she is merely behind the scenes. The friends collectively have a plan to score at this party, but young and intellectual Finch certainly seals the deal. Mrs. Stiffler appears at a point when Finch is contemplating life and figuring out what his next steps will be. Jeanine Stiffler guides him to a new world of Tantra, patience, and sex beyond his wildest imagination.
Although American Pie and Jennifer Coolidge made MILF a term we hear almost daily, they were not the inventors. “It was one of nine terms for ‘attractive women’ collected from undergraduates at a large linguistics class at Berkley in the Spring of 1992.” According to linguist Laurel A. Sutton. Either way, it’s hard to hear the term without thinking about Coolidge’s plump lips smothered in pink lip gloss. After the movie, Coolidge’s IRL sex life changed forever. She said she had sex with over 200 men jokingly, and later said it was a bit of an exaggeration. She did follow up in a later interview saying that while that might have been a lot more than she actually did, the movie “Did Sort of open up the world to a much broader group of handsome men-and younger men.”
I know you’ve been waiting for it, so here’s to you, Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know. The movie The Graduate was an inspiration for American Pie, there is no denying it. There’s also no denying Anne Bancroft being a sexy ass B. Other honorable mentions include Jane Seymour in Wedding Crashers, (meowwwww kitty kat) Katherine Keener in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, and Marissa Tomei in The King Of Staten Island, and for all you ladies out there, 10-inch Pete wasn’t so bad in it either (wink wink.) So thank you, Jennifer Coolidge, for opening up a world of porn that didn’t exist before you (kind of.) I’m glad you are also reaping the benefits you babe! Time to get to watching fellas!
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