An interesting thing happened to me this week. My driver came to deliver my Instacart order and gave me one wrong bag (I got a refund, don’t worry.) However, I did get to keep the mystery goods. “What was in here???” I wondered. Well, after coming back in and lifting the mask that was a healthy chip bag, I discovered not 1, not 2, or even 3, but 4 cartons of eggs! What could I do with all these? After the initial food preserver brain stepped aside, it made room for my fun brain…my sexy brain. I have to smash these eggs all over someone…in a sexy way! Before you go off about getting sick from eggs, lots of you are yokin’ it while doing some pretty dirty stuff after your eggo gets peggoed, so just hear me out. It’s just that time of year guys, it’s Sploshing Easter Edition!
Yes. I want to smash it on your head and call you egg face. I love that. But, I don’t want to stop there. I want to separate the whites from the yolks and make a big bowl of sugary sweet merengue so you can bathe me with it. Then we’ll get it toasty in the oven and roll it down each other’s backs. It will be so warm and crunchy, then soft and chewy. I want it between my fingers when we hold hands. This is how you do sploshing Easter edition. But what about the yolks? Key lime pie of course! I’ll always be a Miami girl at heart. The sweet whipped topping followed by the creamy tartness and finally, the graham cracker crumble. I’ll let you taste it before I slide it down your chest.
Food grade dye for the eggs, but maybe, could it be…for a toe? A Breast? A cheek? A belly? Go nuts, you’ll have the entire holiday weekend! Play paint-by-numbers with each other’s bodies! Ink each other up and place secret love notes in hard-to-see spots. Just a fun little challenge! Plus, it’s all the more time to spend bathing each other and sipping on champagne! Too bad that wasn’t accidentally put in my groceries! Then you can soak it off and let it all wash away. Only to start all over again, of course. We haven’t forgotten about frosting! Stop by the local bakery beforehand, and grab some cupcakes. If you’re really feeling ambitious, grab a 3-tiered monster-of-a-cake, and enjoy your weekend.
Marshmallows! I know this has all been egggggggsssscellent news so far on ideas to try but we definitely cannot forget that Easter means, Marshmallow Fetish Season! It wouldn’t be the same without our peeps. Our squishy, gritty, fluffy, yummy PEEPS. Hey, considering it is a religious holiday how about a little Adam and Eve action. Instead of leaves, cover those sweet goods with pink and blue marshmallows. It’s like a I-already-know-your-gender reveal party! A real peep show if you will. What a HOOT. Oh, and If all this isn’t for you, well then…go cluck yourself! Happy Easter!
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Megan does family roleplay so well. The perfect deviant mom to her son.
This girl is a true goddess. She remembers my darkest fantasy from call to call. She role plays as someone whom I’ve always wanted to have sex with but will not act on, I’ve told her so much about this that she acts just like this person during the call and always makes me explode in my pants. Kali is the best!
Oh Wow that is ONE AWESOME GIRL! I ENJOYED Her it was my first time and Now I am wanting to do it again 🤣
Raven is Awesome and Perverted as usual. Love her to death!
Dawn got into the family role and ran with it. She was Perfect!
Megan took my idea and ran with it. Her mind is as perverted as mine. A must call.
Chloe is a very caring person. We tuned in together in a instant and made for a relaxed time. She deserves 5+ stars!!
Vivian is one sexy and nasty milf! Such a sexy voice and so experienced! I honestly felt I was with her during our call! …so amazing!!
It was one of the best experiences that I have ever had. I will definitely be back for more with Vivian..
Excellent call with Romi. Twice this weekend I called. She has such a sexy voice.
I frequently call and always return to Romi. She is genuine, funny, great to converse with, and pleases me greatly. Certainly a standout at PSK. One of the exceptional ladies.
