Secret Pal, Kris Kringle, Amigo Secreto! All over the world, every office does it. Every year you pick a piece of paper out of a hat and blam-You’ve got Johnny! You don’t know Johnny and oh, how underwhelming his gift will be because of this disaster game. Unfortunately, this tradition lacks a great ending. The idea of it is always fun. There is a chance you might pick your crush’s name and you can once and for all give them the perfect Christmas gift, showing them how much better you are than the rest of these fools! But alas, it rarely works out this way. I say, instead of doing this the traditional way, do it, away from the office. A hotel perhaps? Instead of drawing names, draw hotel room numbers and whoever is on the other side of the door, YOU FUCK THEM! It’s Secret Santa Sex!
Sure, keep the regular game for the lame-os at work you could care less about getting naked. However, for the fiery redhead in accounting or Tom, the hot maintenance guy, who is only his a few times a week, um, YEAH. Of course, this only really works if you work for a big company. You could (and most likely successfully) post an ad for other hot office people, ready to be done with the old ways and be involved in your massive, pervy, hot, Secret Santa Sex! Ok, sure a hotel may be a little more expensive than your twenty-five dollar limit. But, would you rather get some Tchotchke that will live on your desk for eternity, or come? MULTIPLE TIMES, PROBABLY! The latter I would say and most definitely, of course! Also, with a big enough group, you’ll surely get some block deals on those hotel rates. Yeah, Baby.
Also, we don’t need a paper trail. This could potentially get you fired! Your best bet is to have the gathering of hotties/fuckables at your not-so-local office watering hole. It’s there, after a few drinks, you can mention it to one, and then that person is responsible for the next! On and on it goes until you are all aware that you’ll be seeing each other naked. Keep it a secret, it’s part of the appeal. Also, go to the office parties, and do all the holiday nonsense as planned. This will just be foreplay and keep you flying under the radar! While Gladys is doing her annual Celine Dion karaoke, you can sneak away to the supply pantry to have a sexy pow-wow with a future office swing. Or while Erin is getting drunk on margs, you get a handy from Nikki M. in the corner office. Sneak peek!
It won’t matter if Nana Susie sends you another fifteen-dollar gift certificate to OfficeMax. It really won’t! Nothing will be able to disappoint you. You are now part of an inner circle. Any not just any inner circle! A circle without the tomfoolery and with all of the hot fuckery! A society! Skulls and Boners if you will (trademark pending!) The next question is, who will you fuck first? Is Amy B. a First-Class Femme Fatale? What do Sarah T’s tits look like? How big is Eric from HR’s dong? It’s a mystery and that is what makes it hot my friend. Also, don’t invite anyone from HR ever. That was a joke. Seriously, it doesn’t matter how hot they are! What are you waiting for? Do you dare to share?
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