Although the “Odie” isn’t manned, that six-legged robot is in for more than it bargained for. Yes, it landed, but it disappeared for a bit, taking an extra “orbit’ around the moon. With no live feed until later on, we’re only relying on graphics sent to us from space. A digital map, get it? Well, I’m here to tell you what really happened. Now, bear with me, because shit is about to get wild. This delay occurred, which is bad for the company, but great for the aliens. They took this time to break in, swipe DNA, and make human replicas of anyone who’s touched ol’ Odie. With alien technology, they were able to recreate these clones in the time it takes you to pop popcorn in your microwave. Speaking of popcorn, get it ready because you’re about to see them doin’ it live- Moon Landing Orgy.
The feed is also easy to tamper with. Leaving us to never really know what’s going on inside. My guess is Musk shot his DNA all over the place. We all know he loves spreading his seed. Just look at his bloodline. This is sounding more and more like the company is actually SpaceX-Rated. Stay with me here people. The Moon landing orgy is cumming, shortly. Well, hopefully not too quickly! Knowing what you know now about cloning, there are full-size humans, naked, burrowing their way into the core of the moon. They are trying to stay warm and find shelter…and they will. Eventually, they will tunnel their way to several passages where their new alien partner awaits them. They take one look at them and they know its fucking on. I’m not fucking finished…so keep reading.
The aliens shower their humans with human mimic pheromones better than any squirt sequence porn you could fathom. Think old Axe Body Spray commercials, but like if the spray actually worked. After that folks, IT’S HUMANS GONE WILD! The ladies are riding those space dicks and the gents are bending over those alien goddesses. All with the purpose of interstellar breeding. Musk knows he will have copies, but what he doesn’t know, is the final plan. The aliens want to breed for a purpose. They want the next generation to roam freely on Earth without needing special equipment or nutrition sources. And so freely roaming they will, but they won’t stop there.
Once the next hybrid generation is old enough, they will set sail. They won’t be alone. They will have made copies of Odie and send them to Earth by the millions. The Odies will be able to send signals back to space for the final takeover. Also, do you think the other copies of Musk are going to want more than one of themselves? I dare say not. It is the battle of the breeders, and the strongest of these alien sex workers is to have the crown. After the bloodbath is complete, the one true king will come down. The door to the Aladdin Sane Spaceship will open and there will be Bowie, ready to take what is his and make some Ch-ch-ch-changesssss. He won’t do it alone of course. He’ll need his newlywed Goddess, me. Sorry, Iman!
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