Oh, the glory that is autumn. The air is crisp, the scenery is stunning, and the food…is bountiful. All of your hard work this Summer has paid off. The jarring, jamming, pickling, and freezing took a lot of planning. Hence, here we are. There are many options to choose from to make this event very, very fun! Besides, not to mention the bounty that is still growing, as well as all the delicious game to be hunted! The sex will be fun, and the feast will be delicious, but the sex will be mind-blowing. There are so many textures, scents, and flavors to look forward to. Finally, it’s Fall Sploshing Season!
Duck has the grease factor. Turkey is kind of a dry bird after cooking, but duck, oh but duck! Instead, roast yourself a duck and slip and slide with that greasy bird all the way to your wife’s lady garden, and your woodpecker will be thanking you. Not to mention, this goes for geese too! Don’t forget about the sauces! Orange sauce? Yum! It’s perfect for Fall sploshing season! It will go down nice and smooth after gobbling it off your lady’s backside. Consequently, chasing that with the fountain of champagne sliding down her belly won’t be so bad either! C’est parfait!
If the outside is a little too chilly for your part of the woods, have no fear! Besides, it turns out this part is best in a smaller space anyway. None other than your Tub! That’s right. First, go grab all those jams and jellies, pickled peppers, and sauces! You can start with a naked, blindfolded tasting sesh, or you can use all your senses for a full-blown strawberry preserve visual. It might be fun to rub it all over yourself and have your significant other lick it off. Or the other way around. Got a hot tub? Maybe a few more can fit in there. What do you think?
Ever slide your thang into a warm loaf of pumpernickel? Moreover, ever put your tongue through a slice of brioche just to get to something even sweeter? How about making that dough? Some of them can use a good pounding. In short, just call it multi-tasking! Plus, wouldn’t it be fun to roll it out and drape it across a pair a beautiful tits? It’s almost an art project in a sense! Look at you, Picasso! Guys, let’s not forget about stuffing. It’s just a matter of how you want it. Hot and wet, I presume!
The decadent treats are always the go-to for Fall Sploshing Season. Pumpkin, apple, and lemon meringue pie are just a few. Did you know that cake tastes better while you are naked? It’s science! Leftover Halloween candy is always a good time. Poke your way into a pudding and suck straight through that soufflé! There is no better way to share your love than through food. What will your Autumn menu look like? Use your imagination! Be sure to check out last week’s blog, Hot Coven Reunion. Until next time!
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