Ah, Mr. Davidson and his member have spread like a pandemic these last few years. It’s no wonder he stole the thunder from Ye formerly known as the artist known as Kanye formerly known as dickhead, not once, but twice. That BDE has landed him all of Hollywood’s finest, Mr. West’s wife, along with his title of Billionaire by taking Adidas from him too! I mean come on…me, please. I guess Ye shall NOT overcome. The SNL bad boy has a not-so-little secret and I wouldn’t mind if he shared it with me (ahem.) His no fuck’s given attitude is the classic marker of a man with that big dick energy. Half of his hit list has managed to blab (brag) about it, so there’s that too. My question is, where is my 10-inch Pete?
Mr. Davidson might be hard to reach, (But if you’re reading this, my number is below… wink, wink) but I know there are big swingers all around me. It’s just a matter of starting my quest. So, I begin it here, on the internet, to let all of you know, I’m ready. I’m ready for my solid TEN. I’ve had plenty of 6’s and 7’s and 8’s are great and a 9 would be just fine, but nothing can meet the standard of the 10-inch Pete. Come at me, balls in hand, and give me all you’ve got. I know, trying isn’t in the BDE guidebook, but I’ll make it worth your while. And no, 9.5’s don’t count! Also, no skinnies, please and thank you, in advance.
Are you wondering if I can handle such a big ask? The answer is yes. In fact, I’ve turned it all the way up to 11! I’ve even given 12’s and 13’s a go, to be clear. But ten, ten is perfect. It’s just enough over the top to keep me on my toes and wanting more… of that big ole’ ten that is. Above and below aren’t exactly no no’s, but for this quest, only a P. D. sized fuck will do. In fact, I’m getting my Ph.D. in BDE, so no fake outs, I can tell before you’re even in the room. If you make it past my radar with a ween of a peen, there will be dire consequences, like watching me fuck a guy with a bigger cock than you!
If you meet the 10-inch Pete requirements, you can do whatever you please. Have some of you got the goods? If so, get on over here! If not, Maybe your UPS guy can deliver the package? I can let you stay if you bring someone worthwhile, BUT NO HANDSIES. Not even on yourself. You can just be grateful you were invited, you tiny prick. Also, no need to keep it at one. Take a look around that locker room at your gym, the more the merrier. Until then…I’m waiting for you PETE DAVIDSON!
Got a big one like 10-Inch Pete? Just call me!
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