Swallowing Cum is the Solution to Most of the World’s Problems

A Pro-Cum Advocate Proposes a Law

I am a woman that loves swallowing cum. In fact, I’m a pro-cum advocate. But more importantly, I believe cum chugging is the answer to many of society’s problem. Therefore, I’m writing a letter to the government urging them to enact a law where ingesting jizz from a male partner is not just encouraged, but required. Even a voyeur into watching lesbians deserves to have his load swallowed by them.

First, many members of society are unfaithful primarily due to sexual dissatisfaction. What is one thing not many people do that their male partners would love? Swallowing cum. After all, it’s one of the most powerful things someone can do to show how desirable their man. It’s the ultimate act of appreciation. Furthermore, when a man knows his partner enjoys being a cum guzzler, he’s less likely to cheat. Without a doubt, this is due to an increase in satisfaction from both partners- the giver and the receiver. Again, this protects the institution of marriage.

Swallowing Cum Helps Self Esteem

Then there’s the fact that swallowing cum helps diminish depression and stress, amongst other things. Sucking cock is a normal part of an active sex life with not only men, but their partners too. Sucking down sperm loads is a great way to show someone how much you value them. Moreover, it shows appreciation for someone’s hard cock in addition to their hard work.

On the other hand, not swallowing cum, makes someone feel worthless. Then depression follows. Before long, we have a nation of depressed people. Next comes a decline in birth rate due to the high depression rate. Before we know it, our entire human species is threatened. All because we failed to make the most of cum.  But this is avoidable by simply mandating drinking jizz juice.

Additionally, there are many social benefits to swallowing cum. For example, drinking jizz prevents unwanted pregnancies. In fact, downing 100% of the cum that is emitted from a cock equals a 100% foolproof birth control method. But only if every drop of  cum is ingested. Likewise, the financial benefits from saving money on condoms while preventing unwanted pregnancies is astronomical.

Then there’s the health benefits associated with being cum thirsty. There are a lot of nutrients in cum. For example, there is most notably protein in cum. Which means that swallowing cum makes you stronger. Additionally, it contains vital nutrients like vitamins A, C, and D and minerals like zinc. Not to mention lots of sugars and carbs which give you tons of energy. There are also prostaglandins in cum which help with blood flow. Therefore, being a jizz vampire leads to a healthier body.

Save the Planet by Swallowing Cum

Next there’s all of the paper towels and Kleenexes wasted to clean up cum. Without a doubt, that’s a lot of unnecessary waste. Despite the numerous benefits of thirsting for cum, using multiple paper towels to clean up cum and discarding them after is wasteful. After all, we have water recycling, paper recycling, glass recycling, etc. Instead of wasting cum rags, swallowing cum allows us to practice cum recycling. Besides, since there’s so many health benefits to cum guzzling, it’s basically considered upcycling. All things considered, swallowing cum leads to a better and stronger society.

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