How to Talk Dirty Like a Kinky, Naughty Phone Sex Professional

How to Talk Dirty is Harder Than People Think

For many people, talking dirty in the bedroom is difficult. It doesn’t matter if you’re a male or female or fucking a porn star. Without a doubt, thinking up sexy things to say is harder than a horny man’s cock. But rest assured, I’m here to teach you a few tips on how to talk dirty like a professional. This helps enhance your sex life by mentally arousing you instead of just physically being aroused. Full disclosure: Keep in mind, everyone is different. If your partner adamantly hates dirty talk, consider just turning up that baby-making music they love.

Practice How to Talk Dirty

First, you’re going to need a little practice. So here’s a practical method you can use: First, pull up a hot porn scene to watch, but make sure to mute the sound to avoid getting ideas from what they’re actually saying. Because in reality, there won’t be a porn star telling you how to talk dirty in your ear. Then, pick one of the characters in the video and have them tell the other partner what they’re doing.

For example, a porn scene shows a man grabbing a woman by her waist, throwing her onto a bed, and pounding her pussy hard. One way to verbalize it is: “Pin me down and pound this wet little cunt pussy hard like a slutty lcock whore deserves.” Do this for a few videos, and you’ll start getting the hang of how to talk dirty. The most important thing to do is to practice. Feeling embarrassed or awkward at using dirty verbiage is normal. But the more you practice, the better you’ll get.

Play It Back

Not sure about how you sound? Recording yourself during a dirty talk practice session helps you hear how you sound. Another tip for how to talk dirty is simply saying your words with confidence. Saying, “I want your cunt nectar all over my face” with conviction is preferable to, “Um… I uh want your, like, cunt, ahem, nectar. Like all over and stuff. Especially my, like, face…?” To be honest, saying anything with confidence is the key to leveling up on your sexiness.

How to Talk Dirty with Expanded Vocabulary

Since there’s more than one way to say things, learn different synonyms for common words used in the bedroom. For example, make a list of different ways to say nouns like cock, pussy, and even adjectives like wet and slutty. The word cock loses its power if that’s the only way someone can talk about their throbbing fuckstick. Other words for cock are dick, shaft, tool, pole, manhood, hard-on, and prick. Instead of only saying pussy, try cunt, snatch, twat, hole, gash, beaver, and cunt. Instead of always having sex, consider making time to fuck, bone, screw, pound, and hump. When learning how to talk dirty, you want to make sure you have plenty of words to choose from so you don’t keep repeating the same words. You don’t want to sound like a broken record.

Putting It All Together to Learn How to Talk Dirty

Since we’re armed with an arsenal of filthy words, it’s time to work on some phrases. Although seemingly unrelated, freestyle rappers are masters at spontaneous speech. But not everything they’re saying is entirely spontaneous. In fact, all freestyle rappers create unique phrases they sprinkle into their rap in case they’re stuck on what to say. This gives them time to think of the next spontaneous thing they want to say. When learning how to talk dirty, this tip will make a huge difference. For instance, saying, “I love getting balls deep in your dripping little fuck hole” sounds hot in almost any scenario. Then create some phrases that you can use that can be applied to different situations.

Rapping it Up

Just like freestyle rapping, you want to keep the flow going and not stop to think about what you are going to say. This tip not only helps freestyle rappers think ahead but also helps someone learning how to talk dirty.

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