A wife, a husband, and their lover walk into a bar- Just Kidding! We stay on the apps mostly these days, or pull out opur roladex of sex. The ominous and chilly gloom and doom of the Midwest winter isn’t the best time of year for most. However, my two loves and I have made it a point to make the best of this icy situation. While others call it quits for new sexual conquests during this season, we thrive. Our big home in the city allows us to entertain a large number of people, very sexy people of course. All of Chicago’s finest at some point will make their way to our love pad, and I don’t mean the police… unless they’re hot that is! 2023 is off to becoming quite the banger for our polyamorous throuple sex adventures!
But by NYE, it was going down. Of course, by going down, I mean several people going down on me at any given point while the two I love the most lined up my next suitors and suitresses. Once that ball dropped at the Stroke of Midnight, everyone started fucking. There wasn’t a square foot in my house left unattended by some sort of new sexual adventure. Our polyamorous throuple sex had never been better. Strangers meeting for the first time, finding comfort in a place where no one would be judged by their unusual perversions. A dom or two over here, a furry over there, everyone in their places, enjoying the clusterFUCK of the year. They all had one thing in common, banging this broad right here!
And the fact that we were rich of course! Rich people do what they want and know how to throw a hell of a party. In addition to the hot bods galore, there was plenty of booze and the party-est of favors to go around (wink wink.) Once they stepped foot in our home, they reeled themselves right in. If sex was a religion, this would be the fucking Vatican. Enjoy bumping those lines on your way to the communion that is my pussy, bitch. But please, be sure to keep your prayers to yourself in this household, unless you’re praying for a second round with us!
While others carry on with their boring lives, think about how you could be doing things differently this year. Our Polyamorous throuple sex certainly keeps us entertained and never itching for that something new. The next orgasm is always around the corner, and it helps that there are three of us too! You never know when that next blizzard will be! Having two by side makes for all the more fun, and cuddles are great too! When Spring rolls around, we’ll venture outside once again and hit up the sexiest bars and clubs. Summer outdoor sex at festivals will be next on the list. Spooky fall sex is always fun, but Winter Sex in our California King Bed takes the cake. Happy New Year Everyone!
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