Anal sex 2023 is definitely a “behind”-the-scenes hot topic! I realize you might have a lot of questions about what 2023 holds in store. Though I might not have all the answers, I can give you some guidance based on your partner’s astrology sign. First I’ll tell you about Aries, the most fiery sign of the Zodiac. Because they always prefer to be in control, your Aries friend is likely to take you up the ass. Next, let’s talk about Taurus. So I know that the bull, being very conservative, really doesn’t get into anal, alas. You see, they prefer good old-fashioned missionary or a comforting cock-sucking. I will now continue with anal sex 2023:
Geminis long for anal sex. However, the twins like it cuming and going. Next, I will tell you a secret about anal sex 2023: Cancer is surprisingly receptive. Be sure to dim the lights, have plenty of nicely-scented lube, and really take your time. Whenever I’ve planted my strap-on cock inside a Leo, he or she has roared with delight. I just can’t pound my Leo friends hard enough!!
Virgo is ruled by Mercury. Personally, I once used a strap-on with my very experimental Virgo partner, and they still thank me. Next, I will mention Libra. So the Libra is all about balance. After you fuck them up the ass, be sure to fuck them every other way you can think of. Because that way it will all balance out! Next up, anal sex 2023: mysterious Scorpio. I am sure this smoldering sign likes anal sex best of all. Because anal sex was once forbidden, and the Scorpio can’t resist pushing boundaries. So they dig anal sex 2023. Trust me, your sexy astrologer, on this one…
They are fun-loving. You can fuck a Sagittarius anywhere–up the ass, in a restaurant–as long as you make it pleasant. So this brings me to Aquarius. My Aquarian partners are often high during sex. They probably won’t remember where you have put your cock, so go for it!! Just be prepared for the Aquarius to forget your name the next morning. It’s nothing personal, they are just so damn free-spirited…Anyway, I have now come to the end of the Zodiac, with Pisces. If you know anything about astrology, you know Pisces is the sign of the fish. Do fish even have assholes? I guess they must! The good news, Pisces people have them and really enjoy using them for oral play.
I hope you have gotten a kick out of anal sex 2023, your ass-trology guide for next year. You know, if you have any questions about your lover’s Zodiac sign, hit me up. I am quite knowledgeable about personality types based on their birth dates. Also, I can give you an erotic tarot card reading that may blow your…mind! I’m Sheridan. Whether you want to eat Christmas cream pie or role-play anal sex 2023, I’m your woman.
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