Today is the opening season for my saddle whore training academy! It’s an exclusive event where only the top tier gets a turn to learn from a worldwide professional, me. I’m known in all corners of the world, from Japan to Dubai, Britain, Cape Cod, Brazil, California, Miami, and New York. I’ve ridden all the major cities 😉 One day, during one of my phone sex drain photo shoots, an epiphany overcame me and I lost it. I knew who to call, where, and how to set it all up, thanks to my pay piggy sponsors!
So here we are buckle up ladies because you’re about to go on the ride of your life. First, all ladies are expected to be in uniform the sluttier you are the more you’ll get for your money. I’m expensive darling because I’ve earned it, now petite noobs, sit your asses down, pull up a seat, and take out a notepad. Your wardrobe is the second most important thing to get straight behind hygiene. Now, listen up. Whenever you’re expecting to be around the presence of a man, you’re going to make sure you’re presentable.
What does presentable mean? Saddle whore training will teach ya! It means that in the presence of a man, the one thing he should be smelling is you. That is, he should be smelling the best version of you, so wake up brush your teeth, and clean your ass after you sit it on the toilet. Spread your ass cheeks and spritz that expensive Victoria’s Secret perfume right in between… Ouch, it sting doesn’t it bitches?! I know, but all the pain is worth all the gain! Now, forget the greasy lotion and lubricate your body in the finest body oils you can get your paws on.
Presence is key that’s why your wardrobe is behind hygiene it’s what draws in male attention. Like birds of paradise, your colors draw in your potential mate. Then, and please do not forget this, because we at saddle whore training, take it very seriously. Hair and makeup do count sorry natural honey, but it’s true. If you’re a natural girl then, look into some natural, vegan, cruelty-free brands for blush, waterproof mascara, concealer, and lip tint. That’s all you need! It’s not too much upkeep, depending on what type of hair you sexy ladies have, look into quick routines that will keep it looking good even during your downtime!
Now, girls, confidence is motherfucking key! You ain’t it? Then, fake it ’til you make it because even the most hurt-looking bitch will look like a baddie when she’s oozing out confidence. Make it shine girls you know you put in work with the basics. Your body is shaved, and the deodorant is covered. There is absolutely nothing to not be confident about. Now, here at saddle whore training, we put you on the saddle and plop you back on top when you fall off. Your itinerary today will include participating in all events that cover the basics mentioned earlier.
We will finish off with riding the saddle they all come equipped with a 10″ dildo, covered with a condom, and ready for you to practice on!
Are you ready?!
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This beautiful young lady has absolutely no limits. Anything and everything is totally ok. You will never be disappointed. Give Alyssa a call. She will quickly become one of your favorites.
Once again this young lady outdid herself. Without even being asked, Scarlett brought another voice into our scenario, making it even more exciting and sexually arousing. If you’re reading this give this incredible princess a call. You will never ever regret it. My only complaint is that you’ll be taking time away from me.
Megan is so good. She did everything I wanted and got even more filthy. She is so nasty. I can’t believe she did that nasty perverted stuff to make me cum so hard.
I have talked with Romi several times over the past years. She knows me well and is very caring. I love to be with her. She completes my life sexually.
Best phone sex I’ve ever had! Joey so was so nice, so sexy, and was willing to fulfill all my fantasies. She’s absolutely amazing and I will be calling back very soon!
Megan was Beyond Incredible.. Took my role play and took it to new levels. I’m still recovering.. She is a treasure.
First time with CJ and she was beyond incredible. Absolutely no limits. She was even better than I could have imagined!
Aileen, Aileen, Aileen. She makes me feel so good. I can’t call her enough!
Sage is definitely sweet. Give her a call, you’ll enjoy, Trust me!
Last night I had another amazing call with my Goddess Aileen. She is the Queen of Queens. If you can catch Her not “busy” call Her and find out for yourself. She is unparalleled in what she does.
What a better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day than with the best Queen on PSK, Aileen. I was salivating at the thought of all the naughty and nasty things we could get into. Aileen knows how to get every last drop out of you. I cannot wait to play with her again.
