Horny Holiday Festivity: Baking Horny Gingerbread Men!!! ♕

Glazingly Delicious Holiday Cheer !!

Well, we’re in it again, the time of year where hearts are light, home is everyone’s favorite hub, and sex is in the air. Some of us kinkier folk have horny holiday festivity traditions that take our sex game to another level. For example, today I’m going to be baking some funny, horny gingerbread men with my boyfriend! We love preparing these for our guests whenever we have our yearly “holiday meal” dinners. Our pastries crush any tension in the room and help mend some bonds. I love this time of year!

It’s a beautiful, sunny, and cold fall morning. My man and I just finished sipping on our sizzling moccacinos on the back porch. Furthermore, the day is fresh, the birds are chirping, and the garden is fresh with vegetation. The oven is now set to the perfect temperature, ready to bake all our horny goodies! My man has already begun his batch. You know… several of those gingerbread men’s cocks are bigger than some of my exes, haha! I take the white sugar glaze to the donut holes… horny holiday festivity traditions are my favorite! You should see what we do on spooky hump day!!!

Something about filling these tight, round, donut holes with a white sugar glaze… is really turning me on. My man takes the glaze, and he hovers it over my mouth and says, “Open wide”, then he pours it onto my tongue. It slowly drizzles out of the nozzle, like a soft-serve. He whirls it into my mouth… “Delicious”. I take the back of his head, grip it, and pull him towards me. Then, we swap the sugar-glaze between our tongues. As part of our horny holiday festivity traditions, we make it an obligation to fuck. No matter where or on whatever surface.

Gingerbread men flying during our horny holiday festivity fun!!!

He shoves the frosting nozzles off to the edge. The aluminum pans covered in “fucking-pairs” of gingerbread people are tossed to the side as well. He picks me up by my waist and smacks my ass down on the shivering quartz countertop. I wonder for just a moment.. “Is it fucked up to fuck on the same surface, where we’re prepping our guests’ horny holiday festivity treats?” However, before I could conclude, I felt a grizzly beard press against my pussy. I can’t help but grab onto myself, tits first, while I try not to cum in his mouth.

Evidently, his massive cock overwhelms the poor brown-sugared gingerbread men. Their tiny “flour-made” cocks are no match for a human meat hammer weighing in heavy and towering 9 inches into the air. His girthy monster drills into me like a mining bulldozer. I hope the neighbors don’t hear my horny holiday festivity cheers as they pass by. The windows are wide open, and my husband’s beautifully sculpted ass is facing the exterior. I hope Mrs. Sanchez has a good view; her husband passed about seven years ago. I can’t imagine the sexual build-up she must have!

My alpha man drills me against the black-quartz countertop. All I can see before my eyes shut, and before my pussy gushes, are gingerbread men with massive “Gingercocks” flying all over the place. And finally, my pussy blasts like an imploding dam, unleashing all my feminine juices onto his thrusting, oozing cock. “Oh! Looks like the guests are here.  Got to go!”

I am is the perfect Holiday fuck buddy to keep you warm this chilly Holiday season!  Let’s play soon!