Oh, the SPH confessions phonesex calls I’ve had during my tenure here at Phone Sex Kingdom! Just when I think I’ve heard it all or been sent the most shockingly dickless dick pic yet, I meet another even smaller-dicked loser. Sure, it will make me laugh if you’re the tiniest of them all. But even if your dick is just mediocre in its below average-ness, you still need to tell me EVERYTHING.
Yes, you MUST reveal every hilarious, embarrassing anecdote during our SPH confessions phonesex. When did you first know you were NOT “well-endowed”? Have you ever lured some poor girl into bed with you for “penetrative sex”? Why bother with the charade at all?
How have you been coping with your condition? Are you still hoping that you’ll “meet the right girl” who won’t care if you don’t have a real cock? Have you given up and taken to just sucking dick? Or, do you want to take your ambiguous genitalia to another logical conclusion: becoming a full-blown sissy?
How hard CAN you make me laugh during our SPH confessions phonesex call, pipsqueak? I bet the harder I laugh, the harder your teenie weenie gets. It’s very likely that knowing you are so small, you’ve managed to train yourself into getting off on being humiliated. I mean, what else could you do, right? I bet if you DO have a girlfriend, she’s cuckolding you. Well? Is she? I want to know!
Small penis humiliation is just what the doctor ordered for you, wimp. Maybe, in attempting to fill the void of IRL dating and sex, you’ve been having “regular” (i.e., vanilla) phone sex. Ha. Not on my watch! I love it when you finally admit the truth to me. It WILL feel better to tell someone, trust me. Although I am going to humiliate you, I’m not really judging you. I couldn’t care less about you or your dick. Does that surprise you? I dare you to surprise me during our SPH confessions phonesex “intake session.” The more honest you are, the better.
But sure, I’ll weasel the juiciest bits out of you if I have to, you little WEASEL. Yes, juicy as in the OPPOSITE of your dick. Ha. Is it getting hard yet? Gross! We will go over your entire (and oh-SO underwhelming) “history” together, and then we’ll discuss your options. As you probably know by now, there is no cure. No “Hope For A Cure” triathlon or 5-k race can fix YOUR little problem.
And yes, you are going to need ongoing treatment. Once you’ve accepted your chronic, incurable “illness,” we can better identify the ways it affects your life. And it does affect your life EVERY day, doesn’t it? No need to be shy. Take your hand off that micropenis for ONE minute so you can pick up the phone and call me NOW. I’m right here, waiting to laugh at you!
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Eve was Fantastic, Funny, Warm, Sexy, and Sultry… Everything I was looking for!
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Eve is great to speak with and her role-playing effort is excellent!
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