Oh, the endless joy that is small penis humiliation phone sex! It’s fun for you, desperately jerking your teenie weenie off, of course. And it’s ALSO fun for me! Nothing makes me laugh like the hilarious things men with small penises tell me. It’s also not uncommon for a man who has a perfectly regular-sized (or even “above average”) cock to tell me he likes being humiliated for dickless-ness despite not really having a microdick. Such is the beauty of phone sex: the point of departure is the suspension of disbelief. Isn’t it, pipsqueak?
Well, when I say “cock,” I mean that disappointing whatever it is between your legs. If you insist on calling or telling yourself it’s a cock, that just makes me more sorry for you. If I even cared, that is. No one cares about your tiny dick as much as you do. I’ll be reminding you of that during our small penis humiliation phone sex call, by the way. I’d call our little (although not as little as your dick) chat a “reality check,” honestly. Especially if you’re still in denial about it being BELOW average. That’s a stage of grief, you know. But don’t worry, I’ll help you move all the way to “acceptance.” You’re welcome in advance, loser!
Maybe the women you’ve lured (under false pretenses, i.e. you had a cock) into your bedroom were more polite. Perhaps they ghosted you and didn’t tell you outright that the problem was that you can’t have heterosexual sex if there is nothing to ACTUALLY penetrate a vagina. You do know how heterosexual sex works, right? Or do you need me to explain that to you, too? You’re such a chronic masturbating, limp-dick, little dicked loser you probably just sit around jerking off to porn all day. How pathetic! Small penis humiliation phone sex with me means it’s time to cum tell me all the tragically HILARIOUS details of your so-called life.
Ha. Wow. That’s absolutely fucking pitiful. I can’t believe the doctors declared you “male” at birth! And now, you’ve “grown-up” into something beneath a beta male. Haven’t you? We’re going to dig deep during our small penis humiliation phone sex call. And most importantly, you are going to make me laugh. You’re certainly not going to be able to make me cum! Are you one of these poor deluded fucks who can only get off while making cuckold husband confessions? How un-profound and un-interesting of you. Small penis humiliation phone sex is “just the tip” of what you REALLY need, but you are the ultimate dick joke. And the joke is on you. Isn’t it, worm?
And you’re not going to get any pussy, anyway. Time to get your little dick out and get fucking realistic, idiot. I’m right here, waiting for your call. Chop chop, loser!
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Scarlett is amazing! In my two calls completed with Scarlett, I was very satisfied. She has the intellect to carry on a substantive conversation on many topics. She at the same time, was skillfully and seamlessly able to listen for the details to create a perfect call experience!
I’ve called May a few different times, but this last time I decided to do something different with her. I’m not going to say what because we are going to do it again sometime. Anyway, it was the best phone sex experience I’ve ever had. I felt amazing when we were done. Our moans were in rhythm, it was like we were actually together. I was using my fleshlight, and it was amazing. I will be calling her back.
Megan has a great personality and is very HOT!! I will call her again soon.
It’s official, I’m hooked on this seductive Goddess Gemma!! Her voice and imagination are Beyond description.
I have spoken to Raven many times as well as almost all of the ladies. I’ve been calling for a long time and Raven is the Best! She just makes you feel so comfortable and does not rush you no matter how long or short the call.. Thank you Raven!
Raven it’s Amazing! She is a woman who is attentive and adaptive to any type of phone call that is desired. She can definitely handle whatever you have in mind and be a great play partner!!
Today Romi and I played an edging game as we watched some porn. I have placed several calls with her and this one was exceptional to say the least. Romi always manages to take me to the edge before I cum hard. Without a doubt, she has me Hooked as a Favorite Girl to call for a much needed orgasm.
Aileen was Excellent as always. There’s really no other choice if she’s available!!
Ember is new but definitely one of the Best in the Kingdom. She is very good at edging and cum control. Highly recommended!!!
Stephanie was amazing. She rolled through the call with encouraging energy and relentless imagination. 10 out of 10! I will call her again.
Dahlia is my twisted therapist with instruction that goes way beyond lying down on the couch. She knew exactly what to say to me almost immediately on our first call, and now just the first sound of her voice elevates my mood and makes me feel safe and seen!
Absolutely Amazing! Aileen is incredibly smart, witty and sexy. She is fun to talk to and fun to play with. She has an amazing ability to reveal what your deepest desires are.
