Oh, the endless joy that is small penis humiliation phone sex! It’s fun for you, desperately jerking your teenie weenie off, of course. And it’s ALSO fun for me! Nothing makes me laugh like the hilarious things men with small penises tell me. It’s also not uncommon for a man who has a perfectly regular-sized (or even “above average”) cock to tell me he likes being humiliated for dickless-ness despite not really having a microdick. Such is the beauty of phone sex: the point of departure is the suspension of disbelief. Isn’t it, pipsqueak?
Well, when I say “cock,” I mean that disappointing whatever it is between your legs. If you insist on calling or telling yourself it’s a cock, that just makes me more sorry for you. If I even cared, that is. No one cares about your tiny dick as much as you do. I’ll be reminding you of that during our small penis humiliation phone sex call, by the way. I’d call our little (although not as little as your dick) chat a “reality check,” honestly. Especially if you’re still in denial about it being BELOW average. That’s a stage of grief, you know. But don’t worry, I’ll help you move all the way to “acceptance.” You’re welcome in advance, loser!
Maybe the women you’ve lured (under false pretenses, i.e. you had a cock) into your bedroom were more polite. Perhaps they ghosted you and didn’t tell you outright that the problem was that you can’t have heterosexual sex if there is nothing to ACTUALLY penetrate a vagina. You do know how heterosexual sex works, right? Or do you need me to explain that to you, too? You’re such a chronic masturbating, limp-dick, little dicked loser you probably just sit around jerking off to porn all day. How pathetic! Small penis humiliation phone sex with me means it’s time to cum tell me all the tragically HILARIOUS details of your so-called life.
Ha. Wow. That’s absolutely fucking pitiful. I can’t believe the doctors declared you “male” at birth! And now, you’ve “grown-up” into something beneath a beta male. Haven’t you? We’re going to dig deep during our small penis humiliation phone sex call. And most importantly, you are going to make me laugh. You’re certainly not going to be able to make me cum! Are you one of these poor deluded fucks who can only get off while making cuckold husband confessions? How un-profound and un-interesting of you. Small penis humiliation phone sex is “just the tip” of what you REALLY need, but you are the ultimate dick joke. And the joke is on you. Isn’t it, worm?
And you’re not going to get any pussy, anyway. Time to get your little dick out and get fucking realistic, idiot. I’m right here, waiting for your call. Chop chop, loser!
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Megan is very personable and friendly and we hit off. She heard what I was looking for and was able to craft a great call that we both enjoyed. I’ll definitely call her again.
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