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Sapiosexual Mistress ISO Intellectual Submissive

Are you a discerning pervert looking for a sapiosexual Mistress who has just as many post-structuralist theory books in her dungeon as she does implements of “torture”? Perfect. Because when not just any Mistress will do, it’s time to call me: your intellectual dominatrix, sapiosexual Mistress Supreme. The harder my intellect throbs, the harder you’re going to get. Unless I haven’t given you permission to do so, of course. And if that’s what you’re into, it won’t be long before I’m ensuring your obedience with a chastity cage app. Brainiacs are certainly my type, and if you fancy yourself “smart” (for a man), I’m poised to titillate you with some cerebral tit-for-tat.

My academic background pairs well with femdom phone sex.

Before tasting the forbidden fruit that is phone sex, I was pursuing a PhD-type “career trajectory.” It seemed imminent that I would stay in the ivory tower forever, eventually teaching Rhetoric classes and influencing and expanding young minds. I realized I preferred to inspire (and open, or as I like to think: corrupt) eager minds in a no-limits environment. Why piss away my life on ungrateful, spoiled undergraduate brats while suffering through the Waiting For Godot-style hell of the “tenure track” when I could exchange much more fun and “nasty” ideas with you? As I am your sapiosexual Mistress and you are my (devoted) submissive, we will never be “peers,” per se. And if we’re having CFNM phone sex, that will be especially clear.

It’s just refreshing to talk with someone “well-read” and on your level. Finding someone like this is difficult for me in my “real life,” and I bet you’ve struggled as well. Haven’t you, my soon-to-be slave? You’re tired of attempting to relate to women (or maybe anyone) whose imagination is bankrupt. And you crave a deep-thinking, dominant lady like me. A sapiosexual Mistress who never thinks they know everything for sure, and who treats life like an adventure with endless possibilities. Is your mind as vast, as opened up as you yearn for me to gape your asshole? Whether you enjoy pegging phone sex or not, I certainly hope so. And if not, it will be soon!

Who better to verbally abuse you than a sapiosexual Mistress?

Are you looking for a brutal femdom Goddess whose vocabulary is bigger than your dick? Ha. There’s been contention over whether the term “sapiosexual” is pretentious, ableist, and blah blah blah. Sure, it’s pretentious. But so are you, believing yourself to be some big brainiac. Are you ready to expose EVERYTHING inside your mind to me? I can’t wait to read you like a book. My book, because soon you will be mine. As far as pretensions, those will disappear the deeper we delve during our session. I think any doubts I had about calling myself a “sapiosexual Mistress” mostly sprang from internalized misogyny, not wanting to be “too assertive” as a woman, etc. Let’s make those rules disappear, too. What are you waiting for? If you’re so smart, pick up the fucking phone!

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