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Do you have a medical SPH fantasy?

Luckily for you, you’re the next appointment scheduled at my medical SPH research clinic today. And why did you seek out my office specifically? Because you’ve read that I’m the world’s foremost expert on impotence, erectile dysfunction, and male fragility in general. But, of course, my international acclaim wouldn’t have been possible without barely-endowed “men” like you. Are you ready to be-CUM my newest patient?

The waitlist for an intake session with me is as long as your “penis” is short. And today is FINALLY the day all your patience pays off. How will you feel, sitting on the exam table wearing merely a surgical gown? Exposed? Nervous? Aroused? Ideally (for you AND my “research), you’ll feel all three with oh-so-intense simultaneity.

You’ve already been pre-examined by my nurses, undergone X-rays, and submitted “lab work.”

By the time I open that examination room door, you are already DEEP into our medical SPH fantasy role play. Depth is something you’ve never been able to penetrate with your measly weenie. Don’t worry, my dear patient. Here at my clinic, it is I (and my dedicated staff) who will do the probing. After I introduce myself and you manage to splutter out a blushing response, I’ll smile and dim the lights. It’s time to look at your X-ray and lab results.

For the purposes of giving you the BEST medical SPH care, I’ve added a slide next to your results. Some context, you could say. You see, your size is (just as you more than suspected) quite “unique.” Yes, you are in the 99th percentile of penis size for men. And yes, that means you are almost at the very, very bottom. As in: yours is one of the smallest I’ve had the pleasure of humiliating, i.e., “treating.”

There’s no cure for your “condition,” but medical SPH phonesex is the best medicine.

After we’ve reviewed the details of your dickless predicament with microscopic precision up on the projector, it’s time to get out your microdick itself. Although my nurses have seen it up close and personal, I need to examine it myself. Only then can I decide what the best “course of action” to take will be, of course. Perhaps you’re ready to embrace your feminine side, since you more or less have a “clit”? If so, be sure to enroll in our Feminization Phonesex 101 seminar on your way out.

One of the most popular solutions to your penile prognosis is a commitment to becoming a full-blown cuck. Not just cuckolding-curious, but fully embracing the joy of watching a real man with a real cock fuck a woman. Whether that woman is your wife, girlfriend, or lady in your life who has never been interested in you at all will be more of a case-by-case basis. But I will prescribe a cuck sitter, at least until you’re acclimated to this healthy lifestyle choice. Once you’ve been a willing, enthusiastic cuckold for just a few weeks, you’ll see a HUGE difference in every aspect of your life. Except for your penis growth, that is!

And because of that chronic condition, you need medical SPH phone sex with me. Pick up the phone, pipsqueak! What are you waiting for?

Call Aileen 1-888-792-6198