LOSER HUMILIATION PHONESEX

November 12, 2023

Why pretend you’ll ever get laid again when you could try loser humiliation phonesex?

No woman is ever going to swipe right on you, so pick up the phone and try loser humiliation phonesex instead. You’ve probably given up on dating apps long ago anyway if you ever even had the nerve to try them. Maybe you’re still a virgin. Or perhaps you’ve spent years alone after some failed marriage. And then there’s my personal favorite: you’re the kind of creep who wallows endlessly in his grief over some woman you obsessed over who rejected you. If you’re ready to hear the brutal truth, I’m right here waiting to laugh at you.

I love loser humiliation phonesex calls because I think men know deep down what worthless pieces of shit they are. Unfortunately, men are rewarded for being unimpressive and worse all the time by everyone. I don’t understand why women continue to play into this male-approval-centric power structure. Well, I do understand why, actually. It’s because most women think by bonding with men and co-habitating with them they can get some better, more lucrative piece of the “pie.” Not me. I find that whole situation quite inedible. And the only thing I’m hungry for is hearing your saddest “secrets.”

If you’re ready to be honest with me during our loser humiliation phonesex call, I’m ready to be honest with you.

I have a feeling you could easily answer your own penis size questions, yet you want to hear it from me. How small is it? Or do you have a shame that is even worse than being small down there? The more awful your shame, the better you’ll feel FINALLY telling someone. And who better to confide in than me? I can be sympathetic, of course. The more vulnerable you are with me during our loser humiliation phonesex session, the more deeply I’ll be able to humiliate you.

Is it something to do with your mother? Did she neglect you? Abuse you? Were you jealous of her male suitors? Your own father? I’m happy to listen to whatever derivative, Oedipal insecurities you’ve harbored all these years. Were you humiliated by the other boys for being too effeminate, but can’t seem to get it together to be a real fag now that you’re “grown up”? Or do you have a private shame that has nothing to do with any “normal” embarrassment areas? I’m ALL ears.

Nothing pairs better with loser humiliation phonesex than CBT.

Cock and ball torture is one and the same as cognitive behavioral therapy if you ask me. It’s good reinforcement therapy. And you need all the help you can get. Whatever household items you have lying around will do for our first session. A wooden spatula, rubber bands, and of course hot sauce. Imagine how cathartic it will feel as you repeat your “negative affirmations” while I torture your cock and balls. And think how erotic the sting you’ll feel for days to cum will be, reminding you of our loser humiliation phonesex fun.

What are you waiting for? I’m right here waiting to tear you to SHREDS. Call me now!