I’m too classy to pollute my home with such common furnishings, because, like you, I have a human furniture fetish. But my end of the fetish is using YOU as furniture, not the other way around. Can you imagine a better use for a useless man like you than as a footstool, a shelf, or maybe even a WASTE receptacle? I certainly can’t. Because there is no better use for you.
Also known as forniphilia, a human furniture fetish pairs beautifully with clothed female naked male scenarios. If I want you to be covered, I’ll put a tablecloth on you as I would for any table. If you’re a sofa, I could adorn you with a cover — but I won’t. That would detract from the exposedness, the humiliation you’ll feel as you hold your pose all day (and, if I wish, all night).
I hear it ALL the time: “I’ll do whatever you want, Mistress!” Blah blah blah. What I want is for ALL men to be seen and not heard. Speaking is a privilege, and it’s not one that males deserve. You know this. And you’re ready to relinquish your delusions of “decisiveness” and “subjecthood.” You are not worthy of such things, let alone capable. This is why you’ve struggled all these years. But now, during our human furniture fetish phone sex call, that long battle is over. And I’m ready to put my feet up. So time to get on all fours and be SILENT!
Good human furniture fetish boys do as they’re told and don’t ask questions. You no longer need a name and you no longer need to think. Aren’t you a lucky little submissive slut? Don’t answer that. Instead, you’ll blissfully spend the next hour being my otto-MAN. Any time you feel any pesky thoughts trying to cloud your (blank, vapid) mind, push them away. And I will push my feet deeper onto you, where they belong. Consider it a kind of practical, full-body meditation.
I’ve always preferred to fill my house with items that do both, anyway. And you are the newest addition to my rare, coveted collection. Many “regular” furniture boasts having multiple functions. Well, YOUR possibilities are as endless as my (sadistic, lurid) imagination. Perhaps tonight you’ll be my piano bench. And if you’re lucky, you’ll be not just dazzled by hours of my playing, but treated to me sitting on you wearing only panties. This is my home, after all. Shouldn’t I be not just comfortable, but basking in absolute, unbridled luxury?
My fantasy is a home with MULTIPLE pieces of “living” household pieces, e.g. shelves, ashtrays, bookstands, towel racks, and SO much more. Which human furniture fetish collector’s items will YOU be-cum? It’s up to me, ultimately. But before your new life begins, I might be open to suggestions. As always, it depends on my mood. So what are you waiting for? Pick up the phone and call me, I’m right here waiting to lounge ON you!
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