CLOSETED COCKSUCKER CONFESSIONS

What better time than “Pride Month” for your closeted cocksucker confessions?

Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I heard closeted cocksucker confessions. Wait a second — I have that and more! Ha. I truly enjoy hearing them, and if you haven’t cum clean with yours yet, why wait? It IS “Pride Month,” after all. You know, gay pride month. If for whatever pussy (I can say that word, I went to a women’s college) little bitch reason you haven’t shown YOUR true colors yet, now is the time.

So many men suck cock “on the down low.” And some even get their cocks sucked on the side. I think this is a (sexual) “phenomenon” that has been happening since men have had cocks, i.e. since the “dawn of time,” or whatever. And the ones that haven’t had a cock in their mouth yet? Well, I’d say 9 out of 10 times, they’ve thought about it. And many out of 10 times, they’ve fantasized about it and jerked off thinking about it. In other words, my little faggot, YOU are NOT alone!

Lots of my clients who call me with their closeted cocksucker confessions ask if their cocksucking “makes them gay.”

What better use of my Gender Studies degree than to answer this age-old question? In The History Of Sexuality, Michel Focault writes about homosexuality being made into an identity category rather than just a description of a behavior, an act. One quote I think about often (especially during closeted cocksucker confessions) is this one:

“The sodomite had been a temporary aberration; the homosexual was now a species.” (Focault, 43)

Basically what he means by this is that once certain kinds of psychoanalysis became more popular and normalized, “doctors” would pathologize individuals who participated in homosexual acts. Does sucking a cock once make you gay? How many licks does it take? Is it “not gay” if the balls don’t touch? And last but not least, are you only “gay” if you’re the one “getting fucked” (i.e., penetrated)? We’ll discuss this and SO much more during your closeted cocksucker confessions!

I think identity is about experience, but I also think it’s up to the individual to define themselves.

Another one of my opinions: there’s a difference between sexual acts and romantic affiliations. If you can’t get enough cock but don’t feel romantic attraction to other men, I wouldn’t count you as a member of “the team”! As in, the team I am on, by the way. What better fairy gaymother is there than me? I’m uniquely poised to analyze and diagnose (and not necessarily pathologize, unless THAT is what you want) your closeted cocksucker confessions. It doesn’t matter if you have yet to put a juicy, hard cock between your lips or you’re so season you have a bug chasing fetish. I’m the woman’s voice you need to hear and the guidance you crave, among other things.

I’m the target audience for ALL closeted cocksucker confessions.

What are you waiting for? A cock to land it on your mouth? It can if you pick up the phone and call me . . . right NOW!

Call Aileen 1-888-792-6198