I did receive a phone call today.  I was in my room watching some tube when the phone rang.  I answered.  Hi - um is this Stanley Steamer? No.  Sorry.  Bye.  Dialtone.   I may have carpet and I may now how to suck….but the only carpet I am sucking isn’t the one you spilled on, walked on and let your dog pee on.  He called again 20 minutes later.  I didn’t pick up the phone.  A while later the phone rings.  Hello?  Hey I was wondering if you can help me.  I have three numbers wrote down here for Stanley Steamer and trying to figure out which one it is.  LOL

Now I could have been a bitch - you know who you are - and yelled, gotten pissy, hung up or just been a general rude person.  But no.  I ask, What city are you in?  New York.  Cool - let’s get on the ol google bar and find your number.  Oh (chuckle) I can do that.  I said, well I am a phone sex operator so I have no interest in cleaning your carpets.  But, I would be inclined to tell you that you can view my little red carpet at Phone Sex Kingdom.  Guaranteed you never wanted to suck clean a carpet as bad as this one.  We chuckle…he says oh wow a redhead!  You sound like a really fun girl!  Damn straight I am!  And hey - how about while you are waiting for Stanley Steamer to show up you just check out the site.  I take back the “mark that 888 823 6127 off your list”  What you want to do is put a big heart around it and gimme a call when you are ready to dirty up that carpet again!  I sure will, I am definitely intrigued.

I am a real woman, a real fun woman.  I don’t demand, beg or threaten.  I always have time - even if to find you the Stanley Steamer in YOUR area.  Because you always attract more flies with honey than vinegar.

Muah
Your funny, helpful, real genuine angel
Heaven

I like being a daddy’s girl tease. I like it when he buys me things. He bought me
  a new skirt last week and a pair of black jeans. He always takes care of me. He tells
  me I am spoiled hehe. I sometimes like to sit next to him on the couch and watch tv.
  He sometimes will put on a dirty movie and we watch it together. I will sit on his lap
  and he will twirl my hair. I like they way his soft hands feel when he touches my boobies.
  He is really gentle and it makes me feel good. He wanted to play a game with me that night.
  I always have fun when we play games together. We played candyland last night and the loser
  had to take off their top. The winner of the game had to touch the other person on any part of their
  body. I was the loser and had to take off my shirt. My daddy won so he decided to start
  touching my boobies and squeezing them together. It started to tickle a little so I giggled. It
  always drives him crazy when I giggle. After he started touching me I got a little wet
  down there. My daddy wanted to see it so I took off my pants and showed. I’d like for you
  to be my daddy. I can be as naughty as you want. I will be the slutty daughter that
  you have always fantasized about. I don’t have any limits so anything goes. I can’t wait to have
  some daddy and daughter phonesex with you. “Giggles”
   Daddy’s Girl
   Vanessa
   1-888-856-5921
   Aim- SwtVanessa4U
   Yahoo- VanessasKinky

 Last night on my birthday I had a bunch of people over. My friend that I grew up
 with was over. She brought over a couple of people. I haven’t seen her in 2 years.
 She brought over some snacks and drinks. We began  to let loose and party. We had
 some bumping music and dancing. My friend Janice was looking good in her tight jeans.
 I couldn’t believe how hot her body was. I danced with her and her two friends. It started to get
 a little hot so I removed my shirt. I think everyone that was over was a little shocked at
 first. I saw my friend look at me with a look of excitement. I knew she was wanted to get a little
 naughty. After an hour of dancing and letting loose we all went into my hottub half naked.
 I jumped in with just my bikini bottoms and splashed my friend that was sitting next to me.
 She got a little crazy and splashed me back. We started giggiling and it got to the point
 where I wanted to take my bottoms off. I wanted to have more fun with her by ourselves. We both
 waited until the rest of the people left that night so we could stay the night together.
 I couldn’t wait to have my way with her. It would be the greatest birthday gift ever. I’d like
 to tell you about all of the details over the phone. I won’t leave anything out either.
 I’d like to have some naughty phonesex with you and act it out. Give me a call so I can rock your world.

  Muah Britney
  1-888-837-7962
  http://britney.phonesexkingdom.com/
  20.00 For 15 mins

I have been a phone sex operator for a few years now.  I have worked in the adult industry in many forms.  Through the course of this summer I plan to share some of the different things I have heard, seen and even done.  But the other day I can say I was stunned.  Well stunned is the wrong word.  Let me see….shocked? no.  disgusted?  no.  Well I can say this…in mid sentence and stroking I sat up, choked a bit, and said…What did you just say????  He quickly and just as excited said….”you’re gonna stuff that peanut butter hole.”  I had not heard that line before.  Making reference to the knowledge that some girls have enticed their pet with peanut butter.  Honestly I wanted to go into the kitchen and open the brand new jar of Skippy and take a handfull and stuff it into my mouth.  How sexy is phone sex when all you hear is the goop and mush of wet mouth slobbering all over………..WAIT A MINUTE!!!!  Did I just find a new use for smooth and creamy Jif?  Can I deduct this on my taxes?  Quite possible.  So I rolled with it.  “Oh yea I am gonna stuff that peanut butter hole with your big, fat, throbbing cock.  You supply the jelly!”  Just hearing me say it sent him the edge and licking my fingers just teetered him right over.  Ahhhh the sound of orgasms.

Even if brought on by the oddest description.

Have fun, laugh and give yourself at least one rocking orgasm!

Heaven